Anyone who says I'm not emo because I don't update my LiverJournal every day is an idiot, an idiot that deserves to be dragged through the desert tied to a horse that's being ridden by Taking Back Sunday. Emo knows I am his friend, and emo will avenge me and put all the haters to rest, for good. The reason I haven't updated is because I've been ( Read more... )

1) Have some sort of bodily fluid/organ in your name, title, or every other sentence.

2) Write shitty poetry that no one can relate to.

3) Make hilariously witty oberservations, usually involving porn.


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Emo, not just songs
It is my life and my love
Boner for Oberst

Ever notice how easy it is to mispell POEM as PORN?

Purple is my soul

Purple is royalty

Purple is unrhymable

Purple is http://www.purple.com/purple.html

Purple is not getting your poetry published because it's all about purple

Purple is a mix between red and blue that's more red than blue

Purple is losing all meaning to me

Purple is life

AND DEATH