You know you work in an awesome job when you show someone to the Darwin Award books, and he can tell you of a guy he actually did a funeral for that took a high powered engine, equipped it to his '67 Impala, and went for a ride ( Read more... )

So I'm reading a book called X-Rated Blood Suckers. By the title alone, you'd think it's bad vampire porn. Hell, by the back alone, you'd be certain it's bad vampire porn.

It's not.

Right now, it reminds me of Jim Butcher's Blood Rites (except it's the detective that's the vampire, not the porn stars) with Christopher Moore humor. Felix hasn't ( Read more... )

Since Strikethrough '07, I refuse to give LiveJournal another cent from me. However, it's not because they completely fucked up by listening to a fundie group and deleting several innocent journals. It's because of this:

A good portion of those journals were fandom related. master_badtouch was suspended, and it was a place for discussion/fanfic/fanart for ( Read more... )

Happy twenty-third to me.

Ever since Stacey, I haven't had a close, close friend. I had one in Vikki... if I didn't call her, she would call me and we'd just chat. We'd be worried if we didn't see one another on AIM and we knew the other's schedule. Then I went and fucked things up. Then Stacey came along... we talked almost every day. Not as often as Vikki... but we tried ( Read more... )

Okeydokey, as of tomorrow, I shall be in College Station until Monday, June 25th. Yes, I will be travelling back on my birthday, but I most likely will have to work on Tuesday, so I'll have to. Hey, I'm full-time now, they HAVE to give me at least 32 hours, and most likely it'll be close to 40 hours ( Read more... )

Meatloaf makes me want to read Wuthering Heights.

So there's this guy that would come in, steal some DVDs, and leave in a red Ranger. Regular asshole, and he could move. We called him the Red Ranger guy, and many of us confessed that we harbored the urge to smack him several times with heavy objects ( Read more... )

A little under a week and I'll be 23.

And the one present I really want, everyone else can't manage to get me. Or else every damn time I try to tell them what the plan is, they ignore most of what I tell them.

Noodle-ism looks pretty good, guys. Noodle dishes, and you can get them vegeterian as well. 4404 W. William Cannon Dr., Austin, TX.

But would you tear my castle down
Stone by stone
And let the wind run through my windows
Until there is nothing left but a battered roseThat shouldn't make a plot bunny gnaw sleepily at me ( Read more... )