My Xmas Stocking

[bleedmethrillme]

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[quadrophrenic]

for my present I'd like to give you better HTML skillz so I can actually put something in your stocking

FACE

[quadrophrenic]

I'd like to second what quadrophenic said. 30 characters isn't long enough, anyway. My present to you is: two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

A little unoriginal maybe, but you can take it or leave it.

[quadrophrenic]

That was from me, by the way. Damn LJ and its anonymous posting.

-Brian R.

[bleedmethrillme]

you should just give in and make an LJ. i know it's like, cutting-edge technology and all.

and you may be giving me the best hypothetical christmas gift ever!