fun with chat rooms

[bleedsdaylight]

So far I've figured out that I'm a fake who apparently is into cyber. From what I'm told, anyway.

I had been talking to a sexy guy a few weeks ago, all fairly innocent and flirty, and at one point he had a credit card in his mouth, which was following a few cigarettes ina  row. I made a comment about oral fixation in a cheeky fashion, and his

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[sweetjimmyto]

... wha?

We used to have some grand old chats ... genuine fun. Until I found out truth about you and your cyber-loving-fake-chatting ways and manners.

[bleedsdaylight]

Yeah man, well, you got a little too real for me, you know?

I prefer the world of illusion, it's less disappointing...

And in other news... it's one of my goals to see you in 2006. Or maybe I'm just being fake??

[sweetjimmyto]

fake and cyber loving!

well ... your b'day is just around the corner ... you could come see what we've done to the place, too.

[bleedsdaylight]

Well, I suppose I could... that would mean *shudder* making a plan!!

Just sit with that for a bit...

[jawnbc]

he's a wanker. block and ignore him

[bleedsdaylight]

LOL, a wanker would be into cyber, you'd think ;-)

But yeah, I knew that already.

I love that pic by the way... even if it hides your pretty face, it's still a great statement.

[tweet_baboo]

Weirdos on the internet? Who knew?

I hope you weren't seriously emotionally scarred by the exchange, but this story really made me laugh!

[bleedsdaylight]

I'm in recovery, might need drugs and a group to help me work through it all, but I'll try.

I still remember my first internet encounter on a cold Friday night in Winnipeg... I was more of a playah back then... And you were there... and arielspirit was there... and va1kyrie was there...

Wow, no wonder I'm so damaged... :-)

[turgidearth]

I just heard that golden-years story last week and was planning to razz you about it online today. Coincidence? Well, yeah. Good story though.

[bleedsdaylight]

It's one for the books... I'm surprised you didn't hear about it sooner!

[borderlandsbear]

What's scary is that I have had a very similar conversation about wrestling. This guy messages me; starts "talking" about oil wrestling or something; I tell him I'm not interested; he freaks out and starts calling me a fake, a hypocrite, and a tease. I kept typing, "I NEVER said I was into wrestling. How can I be a fake when I simply state that I am not interested?"

At first, I was unsettled but then I just shrugged it off and called him "squirrel bait."

[bleedsdaylight]

Oh reeeeeally??

Makes me wonder if we were talking to the same guy... does his id begin with a b?

Pablo, I didn't realize this was you!!!

Awesome! Well, I'll start maying more attention to my friends list... and I'm way overdue for visiting with you bad boys... gotta fix that...

[borderlandsbear]

This guy was in Michigan. From anecdotal evidence, it seems that wrestler guys tend to attack when they don't get what they want. Maybe they're acting out another sexual fantasy by abusing random guys on the internet.

[bleedsdaylight]

I've noticed a breed of guy out there in the chaser variety who seem determined to physically take down larger men. On the one hand, I can appreciate that snetiment. On the other, it can get WAY out of hand...

[strongaxe]

Anyone who totally wigs out over a single joke has WAY too many issues, and is likely to be WAY too much maintenance, especially since he made no attempt to get past it.

And anyone who will call you a fake because you aren't into his particular fetish is a narrow-minded narcissist. Unless you were chatting somewhere like #bearwrestling or #physicaldominance, any delusions about your preferences (especially cyber, since you never once mentioned it) was totally in his own pea-sized mind.

You're better off without having to deal with either one of them. I can deal with people who have issues, but try to avoid those who have lifetime subscriptions :)

... so how 'bout some cyber-wrestlin'? ;)

[bleedsdaylight]

Hehe, somehow I manage to pull them out of their demented shells... I think it's a gift...

[strongaxe]

Some people are natural drama magnets; I know at least two people who seem to attract guys who are emotionally needy and have lots of issues. They don't seek them out, they just seem to attract them like moths to a flame.

[bleedsdaylight]

We need to start a club... send me their contact info!