Practical help, from Jesus

[bleedsdaylight]

I know many of you out there are concerned about your safety and well-eing in this crazy terrorized world.

Well now, there's no need to join any crazy underground movement or become a political activist! You don't have to move to Canada or vote Green or Obama or any of those nutty choices!

No, you can simply put your trust in Jesus!

And thank

Comments

[theveryrevmike]

omgs he's my favourite-ist baseball player ever!!!
He always lets me get to at least third base.

[bleedsdaylight]

That's our Lord! Always willing to put out for players in need...

[pagerbear]

I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far
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[bleedsdaylight]

Thanks for the opening hymn... I always had you pegged as a choirboy type...

[pagerbear]

That would be me!

[torontomame]

OMG!!! is that ad for real? I hope so. I want one!

but we probably wouldn't receive Homeland's updates waaaaay up here in the frozen north.

:o)

[bleedsdaylight]

Oh I bet something like AOL will offer a subscription service that will offer an instant alert via satellite (and your subscription of $15.95 monthly) that would solve all our problems!

[anonymous]

Spoil sport

[bleedsdaylight]

It's funny, I was thing the exact same thing, how much fun it would be to have one...

Bah...

[ex_earthmonk411]

I....WANT...ONE!!!!!

omg, i get it even sends a little signal back to the base station alerting the home land cia thingagone to where all the good family christians are! i could put him in with boots and tree

[bleedsdaylight]

It figures, doesn't it... something that can actually make you excited about Jesus AND the US, and it turns out to be an April Fools joke...

Bastards.

[ex_earthmonk411]

ya, but that's what makes it fun otherwise i'd be actually a little scared