Guess the subject line!

[bleedsdaylight]

One of the first emails I opened today had the following subject line:

"I need an address for your hood"

It wasn't spam: guess what it was about!

Comments

[sweetjimmyto]

Sending mail to your foreskin?

[bleedsdaylight]

I have a foreskin?

hey how would you kn... ohhhhhh.... right.

Well, excellent guess. but no.

[bleedsdaylight]

OK, I've done my best to avoid your raping tendencies and I've just decided I might as well accept it: it's going to happen, let's just get it over with!!

[ex_earthmonk411]

are they talking about down dar

[bleedsdaylight]

It makes me happy to think that you'd go there...

but no, dat's not it!

[mason5280]

Well first thing I thought of was "there" :-)

[bleedsdaylight]

The universe has many constants...

some call them the laws of physics...

I call them 'Mason's Priorities"

and sorry that's not it!

[theveryrevmike]

are you buying an academic hood?

[bleedsdaylight]

DING DING DING!

Nicely done, old man...

Except I'm not buying it, they are giving it to me so I can represent my alma mater in an academic procession! It's pretentious as hell, but hey, I bet there'll be a decent wine and cheese!