I am so stoned on cold medication, my teeth are vibrating.

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I am wearing the tightest pair of jeans to work today!

But they are kind of "sexy, hot ass, big bulge" tight, as opposed to "fat ass, lose that gut" tight...

So I'm happy.

I know many of you out there are concerned about your safety and well-eing in this crazy terrorized world.

Well now, there's no need to join any crazy underground movement or become a political activist! You don't have to move to Canada or vote Green or Obama or any of those nutty choices!

No, you can simply put your trust in Jesus!

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Days like today I just feel like packing a small bag, taking off and starting over somewhere else...

The Everything Test
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or ( Read more... )

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Please pray for me as I board Air Canada flight 196 in Kelowna and fly into one bad ass motherfucker storm...

Is there anything sadder than watching From Dusk Till Dawn on TBS with all the violence, swearing and nudity removed?

How many pages can be written about the inefficiency, the rudeness, the unmitigated gall of Air Canada?

I'm currently in Vancouver, on my way today to Naramata, via Penticton. The story unfolds like so:

I left Toronto last Thursday, and attempted to check-in using the self-service kiosk at the airport. The kiosk didn't recognize my Aeroplan number, ( Read more... )