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name: Mark age: 19 location: Indiana favorite bands: The Clash, Dead Kennedys, Mr. Bungle, Citizen Fish, Propagandhi hated bands: Creed, Nickelback top 5 albums: Sandanista, Frankenchrist, California, RATM self titled, Surfer Rosa Make a soundtrack to your life (less than 30 songs please) Sabotage- Beastie Boys Stick that fucking flag up your goddamn ass you sonofabitch- Propagandhi California Uber Alles- Dead Kennedys Soviet National Anthem- Those zany Russians bio(anything interesting you feel we should know) I like to kill cattle with a stick. instruments- Drums favorite movies- Fight Club, 1984, Stalingrad, Casino, Scarface types of music you listen to- Whatever works. Do you like metallica? Validate.- No, they inspired a wave of almost Gestapo like terror with file sharing. I don't care if their music makes your dick 8 feet long and you shit fairy dust, they suck for that fact alone. personal influences: This one time, in Vietnam, Charlie was all like "YEEEAAAAHHHH!" I was influenced. Random Thought Provokers- Adolf Hitler, Hermann Goering, Heinrich Himmler What makes you laugh?: Death, dying...torture. If you had an endless supply of money, describe your lifestyle: Two words, military dictator. Who is your hero?: You if you grant me admission. Whats your best characteristic?: The band I'm in. Whats your weak point?: The band I'm in. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?: How many pairs of underwear do you own?: Never counted, rought guess, about 7. Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?: A rabbi's ass. Who do you blame for your mood today?: Ronald Reagan. Have you ever seen a dead body?: Yeah, they make great birthday presents. Is a blowjob cheating?: Yeah, it makes Jesus cry, until you blow him, that makes him happy. Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?: I smoke crack, and angel dust, and beat my kids. What should we do with stupid people?: Loaded onto trains and sent to camps. Then gassed. What happens after you die?: OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I AM SOOOOO STEWNED! How big is your bed? Big enough?: Sure. How long do you think you will live?: Two weeks. Do you respect your parents?: I'm a robot. I was built to eat babies by the Germans in 1947. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!1111111111 *make up a short story to amuse me. make it good.