name: Steve
age: 19
location: Orlando
favorite bands: Muse, AFI, My Chemical Romance, The Darkness, Thrice, Coheed and Cambria, Frou Frou, The Clash, The Wildhearts, Weezer, Tiger Army, The Roots, Green Day
hated bands: Limp Bizkit, Creed, The Locust
top 5 albums: Iron Maiden (Dance of Death), AFI (Black Sails in the Sunset), Boy Sets Fire (Tommorrow Come Today), Supergrass (Supergrass), Muse (Origin of Symmetry)
Make a soundtrack to your life (less than 30 songs please): My Chemical Romance - Vampires Will Never Hurt You, Wheatus - Truffles, Weezer - Only in Dreams, They Might Be Giants - Spider-Man, Brand New - Jude Law and a Semester Abroad, My Chemical Romance - Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough for the Two of Us, The Offspring - Spare me the Details, The All-American Rejects - Time Stands Still, Muse - Sunburn, Michael Jackson - Thriller, Jimmy Eat World - Cautioners, Saves the Day - Freakish, Asian Kung-Fu Generation - Haruka Kanata, Mandy Moore - Only Hope, Billy Talent - The Ex, Atom and His Package - Nutrition
bio(anything interesting you feel we should know): Apparently I'm fucking gay. I've had more than enough people tell me this, so it's true. I submit. I like cuddling with boys. I go to a school that's dominantly male, it's called Full Sail. People like to call it Full Male. I'm surrounded by men constantly, and so I'm pretty content with life. But when I'm not looking at boys I'm working on something in graphic design. My last year's been nothing but digital media, so my social life was rocked pretty hard...so I couldn't hit on all the boys I would've liked to.
instruments: I was a band geek, so I played tuba, which lead me to bass clef, which lead me to bass guitar. But I play guitar more.
favorite movies: Apacalypse Now, Amalie, Spider-Man, Battle Royale, Reservoir Doggs, Trainspotting, Boondock Saints, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, 28 Days Later, X-Men 2, Fifth Element, Abyss, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Pulp Fiction
types of music you listen to: emo, screamo, punk, hardcore, metal, death metal, alternative, pop-punk, pop, jazz, easy listening, sounds of gay anal sex
Do you like metallica? Validate.: No, if they come on the radio I tend to mock them for a moment and switch the station.
Random Thought Provokers: When Banner becomes The Hulk, does his penis grow with him?
What makes you laugh?: Things that aren't supposed to make you laugh, irony, gross pictures, physical comedy, smary comedy.
If you had an endless supply of money, describe your lifestyle: Boys, robot sex toys, boys, lace, boys, porn (of boys), chocolate (with boys in it)
Who is your hero?: Myself and Guts.
Whats your best characteristic?: My ego.
Whats your weak point?: ...my ego.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?: Brad Pitt, I want to see more of what he didn't show us in Troy.
How many pairs of underwear do you own?: Three.
Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?: Probably in my ass.
Who do you blame for your mood today?: My AWD teacher.
Have you ever seen a dead body?: Yes...
Is a blowjob cheating?: Only if you swallow.
Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?: Nope, I'm a clean, gay asshole...perfect for cuddling with (boys).
What should we do with stupid people?: Make them smart...through pain.
What happens after you die?: Your brain ceases to function and the energy within your body is released into the environment, becoming part of the life stream. You then proceed to the land of Narnia.
How big is your bed? Big enough?: It's a twin, so it's big enough for me...and one other person (a boy) to get reeeeaal close.
How long do you think you will live?: Long enough to make a mark and have everyone I meet call me gay at least once.
Do you respect your parents? I sure do.
*make up a short story to amuse me. make it good.
Alright, so I go into the bathroom and one of my friends come in behind me. I go tinkle like you're supposed to when you need to and he leaves, turning off the light. Pitch black. So I use my instincts to gauge where the lightswitch is. Upon reaching where I think it is I find a hand. That hand was my friend. He kinda freaked me out, but then we proceeded to makeout (the reason he turned off the lights), and he's supposedly known for his extreme homophobia. But, anyway, we turned the lights on when some other guy came in and we went to class as usual...like nothing ever happened. If I could flame anymore...I would.