kiss kiss bang bang

Feb 20, 2010 15:21

Here's another Ronon & Jenn ficlet.


Rodney stood in Woolsey's office, his face a curious mix of belligerence and embarrassment.

"I need to move my living quarters" he said.  "I am a top scientist and a top scientist needs sleep in order to function.  I cannot sleep in the quarters I have at the moment."

Woolsey looked at him over his steepled fingers and frowned.   "I don't understand, Dr McKay.  You have occupied those rooms since you arrived on Atlantis.  Can you tell me what is causing your sleep disturbance?"

"There are.... noises," said Rodney, looking even more embarrassed, "at night."

"Would you care to elaborate?" Woolsey asked as he drew the city schematics onto his computer and glanced at the vacant accommodation.

Rodney took a step closer and whispered, "It's them."

"Them?"

"Yes, Jennifer and Ronon.  They are at it all night."

"It?"

"Yes....you know... IT.   And they do IT, ALL NIGHT.  I can't sleep for all the banging and moaning and grunting and screaming - "More Ronon, more!" Since they moved in I've hardly slept a wink.  And another thing - do you have any idea how embarrassing it is talking to them the next morning."

Woolsey grimaced.  "I can see your point."  he said.  "Now there is a very nice suite of rooms next to mine.  Would they be suitable?"

"Yes, I think so."

And Woolsey could have sworn that he heard Rodney mutter under his breath, "It should be very quiet there."  But he thought it would be best not to enquire further.

pairing: ronon and jennifer, fic, stargate atlantis

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