WOW.

Oh shit. I've turned into that one single person in the room.

 
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I've never understood what possible good could come of hammering on a pipe in a basement and waking everyone up at the crack of dawn.

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I'm having a Moxy Früvous moment.  It happens sometimes.

All kinds of awesome.

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Buddy was my best friend for the first portion of my life.  We were extremely close.  He was the only human being whose anus I have ever looked at closely, or indeed at all, just to see what one looks like (reddish, tight, and very slightly puckered, as I recall with rather worrying clarity), and he was good-tempered and had wonderful toys to play ( Read more... )

I got 15/20.  You?

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Oh dear god help me I just watched an entire infommercial.