Surveys
Do you like the toilet paper to be over or under?
-Over. I'm neurotic about putting the toilet paper on the right way. I mean, it makes tearing off a sheet much easier.-
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
-No, but I am sure there is a reason for that, like the babies being in a nest or something.-
If you had to draw a picture right now, what would it be?
-I dunno...Big Bird.-
Have you ever rear ended/bumped someone in a fast food drive through? And was it an accident?
-Nope. The only funny thing that ever happened in a drive thru was when I was going through with Beanie and Chris at Taco Bell. Apparently, Beanie knew the kid behind the window because he was friend's with Beanie's brother Dan. Anyways, he said something that aggravated Beanie, so Beanie starts pelting the kid with taco sauce packets.-
Have you ever had diarrhea and vomited at the same time?
-No, THANK GOD. That is like...my nightmare situation, especially at Hofstra. Can you imagine that happening to you in a bathroom you share with 5 other girls you barely know?-
Would you rather sit on a fire ant hill naked or eat a spider?
-This is a difficult one for me. I suppose it depends on how long I have to sit on the ant hill and how big the spider is. If the spider is really small and not fuzzy, I'll eat the spider. I know fire ants sting really bad.-
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
-Yes! Ever since I was a little kid I loved going through the gas station purely for the smell-
Have you ever spit on someone before?
-Nope, but I have been accidentally spit on.-
Do you like shrimp or crab legs better?
-Crab legs, as long as they are Alaskan king crab.-
Could you live without sex?
-Anyone can live without sex, but no one would really want to. So yes, I can live without it but rather not. It's much too enjoyable-
How many pillows do you sleep on at night?
-2-
If you could be on the show Survivor with a partner, who would you take?
-I'd have to take one of my guy friends that was in the Scouts. I just have to hope they learned how to kill a fish with a stick-
Do you call it "Kleenex" or "tissue"?
-95% of the time I call it Kleenex-
List one sexual fantasy.
-I'll keep those to myself thanks-
Have you ever had pop rocks and coke in your mouth at the same time?
-Yup and obviously my stomach did not explode. I haven't had a pop rock in ages. Mmm...pop rocks-
Would you ride a bull for 1,000 that has previously killed 3 people?
-Maybe for like..100,000-
What is/are your pet peeve(s)?
-people who chew with their mouths open, people who put the toilet roll on the wrong way, and people who walk way too slow-
Do you like monkeys?
-No.-
Is there someone you would marry right now, if they asked you?
-Nope. I love John, but I'm not at that point yet-
What really makes your blood boil?
-Religious holy rollers-
How do babies make you feel?
-Depends. I can admit that a baby is cute, but other than that, I don't have much interest in them. They make too much noise and are basically poop machines. I always said that I won't like any babies but my own-
What is your least favorite smell?
-spoiled milk or rotten eggs-
Oreos or chocolate chip cookies?
-my mom's chocolate chip cookies-
Whats sexier...tan lines or none?
-None. Besides, I like my men pale-
Turkey or ham?
-turkey-
Foreplay - necessary or unnecessary?
-I enjoy it, but there are the few times you just don't have the patience for it-
Would you or have you ever sky dived?
-I would love to sky dive-
Have you ever poured glue on your hand just to peel it off for fun?
y-Haha. I remember kids doing that in elementary school-
Pancakes or french toast?
-French toast-
Have you ever slept with someone that you know had no 'real' interest in you?
-Umm...yah. We were attracted to each other but we didn't want a relationship or anything-
Favorite TV dinner?
-turkey dinner...you have to stay away from the pasta ones because the pasta was always hard....oo, sometimes Elio's Pizza-
Ever gave money to a bum?
-Yup-
Ever drank an entire bottle of tequila by yourself?
-No. I've had shots of tequila and it in mixed drinks, but I would NEVER drink a whole bottle by myself-
Do you dog-ear pages of a book or use a bookmark?
-bookmark-
Favorite thing to do at your job (or at home if you don't work)?
-When I did work I liked to gossip and have lunch with my friends. At Shaws we also did some other really fun and interesting things like throw food at each other and do the Mighty Ducks Flying V on the carriages-
Your thoughts on cherry mash candy?
-I don't know what that is-
Ever had a secret admirer?
-Ugh..actually yes. He confessed like 5 years later-
Do you want to live where you are right now for the rest of your life?
-Well I am in NY right now so the answer is NO!-
Have you ever wore chaps?
-Hahah. Yes, I wore them once when horseback riding.-
What puts you in the best mood?
-good food, good friends, family, holidays, concerts