SM Instant Messenger (1/?)
Title: SM Instant Messenger (1/?)
Authors:
blessedangel13
biskett23
Genre: CRACK, Humor
Rating: PG/PG-13/R (for innuendos)
Pairings: You can spot them.
Summary: SM Entertainment has set up a special messenger program that only SM Entertainment celebrities can use. The adventure begins when Changmin (DBSK) logs into a whole new world.
Note: Uhm DBSK/SuJu/BoA crossover.
On to part 1!
Before we begin...
Another note: It's not from an RP, purely non-rp and totally made up by two people not rp-ing. I don't know how much more clear I can be that we didn't RP this. We sat down together and wrote this having in mind this would be a fiction…just in a different format/style. ^^ I hope you enjoy this, even just a tiny part about it. It will be interactive. ^-^ We’re here for your annoyment enjoyment, after all.
Username: MiN_MoNsTeR
Password: ********
Logging you in…
Please wait.
You have been successfully logged in.
xPrettayBoiJJx has set their status to Away.
:MickYisSoFine: has set their status to Busy.
XxNumbR1PrincessxX has logged off.
~AngelUmma1~ has set their status to Away.
XHoT_TieX has set their status to Busy.
8_DolphineBoi_8 has set their status to Away.
10ChinaXBoi01 has set their status to Be Right Back.
muscle_MaN has set their status to Away.
BuTTerCuP_SquaSH has set their status to Away.
1TunaXFishaY1 has set their status to Busy.
d_CaFFeine4evA_b has set his status to Busy.
LeAdA501 has set their status to Out to Lunch.
MiN_MoNsTeR:
hey guys!
MiN_MoNsTeR:
….hello?
MiN_MoNsTeR:
i know your there uknow!
MiN_MoNsTeR:
its 10:00 AM…..u cant be out to lunch
LeAdA501:
I’m having an early lunch. :P
MiN_MoNsTeR:
HA! i knew u were ther
LeAdA501:
I was just leavintg.
LeAdA501:
*leaving
XxNumbR1PrincessxX has signed in.
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
k guys u can come bak now
xPrettayBoiJJx has set their status to Online.
:MickYisSoFine:: has set their status to Online.
~AngelUmma1~ has set their status to Online.
XHoT_TieX has set their status to Online.
8_DolphineBoi_8 has set their status to Online.
10ChinaXBoi01 has set their status to Online.
muscle_MaN has set their status to Online.
BuTTerCuP_SquaSH has set their status to Online.
1TunaXFishaY1 has set their status to Online.
d_CaFFeine4evA_b has set his status to Online.
LeAdA501 has set their status to Online.
d_CaFFeine4evA_b
w00t
10ChinaXBoi01:
‘kay =P
muscle_MaN:
whateva
1TunaXFishaY1:
but hes an ALIEN!!!!!!!1
BuTTerCuP_SquaSH:
Is Kyu back yet?
8_DolphineBoi_8:
awww it’s no fun wen you end the prank early
~AngelUmma1~:
No
XHoT_TieX:
okay
xPrettayBoiJJx:
Fine
10ChinaXBoi01:
=D
BuTTerCuP_SquaSH:
o, thx teuk
xPrettayBoiJJx:
Uknow, you’re an idiot
LeAdA501:
y?
:MickYisSoFine:
baka
xPrettayBoiJJx:
the away option is NOT the out to lunch option
~AngelUmma1~:
np
xPrettayBoiJJx:
DUH
LeAdA501:
I kno
:MickYisSoFine::
then y did u use it?
XHoT_TieX:
Chul, wats up with my sn?
LeAdA501:
bc im huingry
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
wat about>?
LeAdA501:
*hungry
8_DolphineBoi_8:
me 2
XHoT_TieX:
hot. tie? I’m not a tie, chul!
d_CaFFeine4evA_b:
wookie says hi
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
*bangs head on desk*
10ChinaXBoi01:
XDDDDDD
BuTTerCuP_SquaSH:
hi wookie!
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
hottie, siwon, hottie
muscle_MaN:
thats teuk
1TunaXFishaY1:
i need tin foil!!!!!1 STAT
10ChinaXBoi01:
XDDDDDD
~AngelUmma1~:
awww, ur so sweet, Kangin <3
d_CaFFeine4evA_b:
how’s everyone?
1TunaXFishaY1:
wat does STAT mean ne way?
XHoT_TieX:
teuk’s a tie?
LeAdA501:
LUNCH TIME!
d_CaFFeine4evA_b:
wookie wants to know
Kibum082187 has logged in.
XHoT_TieX:
good
LeAdA501 has set their status to Out to Lunch.
MiN_MoNsTeR:
me too
BuTTerCuP_SquaSH:
GREAT!
Kibum082187:
I think my IQ just dropped.
MiN_MoNsTeR has set their status to Out to Lunch.
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
o look who decided 2 decend to our level
xPrettayBoiJJx:
*stalks* XDDD
XHoT_TieX:
how r u 2?
10ChinaXBoi01:
XDDDDD
xPrettayBoiJJx:
I crack myself up
Kibum082187:
It is ‘descend’, Heechul.
d_CaFFeine4evA_b:
we r thinking of a sn for wookie
xPrettayBoiJJx has set their status to Out to Lunch.
8_DolphineBoi_8:
wait!
Kibum082187:
Look up ‘STAT’ in a dictionary, Donghae.
8_DolphineBoi_8 has set their status to Out to Lunch.
BuTTerCuP_SquaSH:
I got 1!!
10ChinaXBoi01:
XDDDDD
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
y does he bother 2 typ
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
ther already gone
:MickYisSoFine:
am i the only Dong Bang Shin Ki member here?
BuTTerCuP_SquaSH:
LilxDevil333?
10ChinaXBoi01:
XDDDDDDD
muscle_MaN:
u can just say DBSK
10ChinaXBoi01:
XDDDDDDD
d_CaFFeine4evA_b:
w00t
:MickYisSoFine:
ur right
Kibum082187:
You guys could at least try to use proper grammar.
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
wel bummy i dont thnk that wil hppen ne time soon ; )
10ChinaXBoi01:
=))))))))
Kibum082187:
I think I might leave, before my brain deteriorates from the lack of intelligence.
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
do u evn hav 1?
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
i meen srsly? u culdnt think of a better sn then Kibum082187?
Kibum082187:
Wow, you actually capitalized something. I’m shocked.
10ChinaXBoi01:
=OOOOOOO
1TunaXFishaY1:
ic ant find a dictionatry!!!
Kibum082187:
I’m leaving now. I might return once some of you gain brains.
Kibum082187 has logged off.
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
yeah u run away!!!!
:MickYisSoFine::
i thnk i might go now 2…im kinda hugry
~AngelUmma1~:
Have fun then Yoochun
:MickYisSoFine: has logged off.
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
y is every1 leaving????!!
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
if u r still here pls say sumthin!
10ChinaXBoi01:
XDDDDDD
~AngelUmma1~:
im present ^^
muscle_MaN:
as long as angels here i will be to
~AngelUmma1~:
*blushes* <3
1TunaXFishaY1:
guys im gonna go find a dicshonary brb…
1TunaXFishaY1 has set their status to Away
BuTTerCuP_SquaSH:
kyus not bak yet =(
XHoT_TieX:
dont worry min, he’ll prolly be back soon.
BuTTerCuP_SquaSH:
im gonna call him, brb
BuTTerCuP_SquaSH has set their status to On the Phone.
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
fine then…every1 leave
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
i c how it is >= (
~AngelUmma1~:
come on chulie no one hates u
10ChinaXBoi01:
XDDDDDD
d_CaFFeine4evA_b:
i gotta go 2
d_CaFFeine4evA_b:
im making ryeo his sn
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
come on hanny
d_CaFFeine4evA_b has logged off.
XxNumbR1PrincessxX:
lets go
10ChinaXBoi01:
XDDDDDD
10ChinaXBoi01 has set their status to Away
XxNumbR1PrincessxX has logged off.
XHoT_TieX:
i think im gonna go 2
XHoT_TieX has logged off.
muscle_MaN:
r we alone now?
~AngelUmma1~:
yep <3