"Send it in a letter / Make yourself feel better" -- VH

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My favorite ironic moment of the night (quite possibly of the year): Britney Spears being interviewed by Matt Lauer in a full hour special "Britney Spears: Speaking Out" edition of Dateline (must've been a slow news day), trying to defend that she's not a redneck -- and chewing gum with her mouth open. Then she sort of mocked the "Bible Belt" and

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Then she sort of mocked the "Bible Belt" and went on to say, "It's just cruel when people stereotype." And, Britney, you would call what you just did . . .? Yeah, I thought so.

AHAHAHAHA THAT WAS GREAT.

Especially since Matt Lauer confronted her about the baby-on-the-lap thing, and she replied,

"I'm country. That's just what we do!"

And then he made her cry.

Matt:"Does it hurt you that the paparazzi are questioning your parenting skills? It's not like 'oh, she had a bad song' or 'she gave a terrible performance', it's 'she's a bad mom. Don't you just want that to go away?"

Britney: *bursts into tears*

I loved how she defended her love for K-Fed by calling him "simple" and "a boy". Not "he's a good father" or "a good husband". He's simple.
What every white-trash, KOOL-smoking, Cheetos-eatin', rap singin' boy wants to hear.

Ahem.

I heard the whole interview on talk radio last night. That's why I can quote it almost verbatim -- it was fantastic entertainment!

:D