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[blewitup]

If there's a barrier between towns, ah'll jes blow it up! Ahh-hahahaha!

[Demoman's been down in his basement working on a new explosive project that he figures can break the nonexistant wall between towns.  Because of this, he's totally oblivious to a lot of things, namely, that everyone's back from Westport already, and that it's Mother's day.  It'

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[smokepuff]

Do you have a bomb?

[blewitup]

Ah'm a demoman, lass. If Ah dun 'ave a bomb wit' me, Ah'm probably droned.

[smokepuff]

[trotting along next to him]

You're a what?

[blewitup]

A demoman..yanno, a bomb specialist! Ah blow sh1t up fer a livin, plus it's bloody good fun, too!

[stop_it_tewi]

... what are you up to this time...?

[blewitup]

The'ahs a barrier between 'ere and Westport, right?

Ain't no barrier tha exists tha' can't be 'liminated wit th' right abount o' powder!

[stop_it_tewi]

... why would you want to go to Westport?

[blewitup]

Why not? Fresh map, an it seems like there's a lot more action o'er theah than 'ere.

Ain't our friends still trapped o'er theah, too?

[heartstar_blues]

[He was carrying a bottle of whiskey, avoiding women.]

What's that?

[blewitup]

It's a personal passport o're t' th' next town.

Assumin it works.

[heartstar_blues]

Well count me in, I have unfinished business...

[He might be a bit drunk, he definitely smelled the part.]

[blewitup]

[As far as Demo's concerned, that stench just means you're his new friend. Assuming you're willing to share a drink or two.]

Ahh-hahahaha! Th' more, th' merrier, Ah always say.

Ey, wotcha got in tha' flask, anyway? Smells good!

Not Here Too!

[honkyt0nkwoman]

[Faye was just minding her own business sunbathing in nothing more than her bra and panties (she was rather disappointed this place hadn't made bikinis yet) outside when a rather large shadow cut across her body, momentarily blocking the sun from reaching her and effectively getting her attention.

Jumping up out of her chair, she quickly caught up with the large man.]

Please tell me you don't have a crazy virus or something in that case. Just good 'ol explosives, right?

So tempted to make a mushroom joke.

[blewitup]

Chemical warfare's summin only a coward would do, lassie! Or mebbeh that Medic guy...

Nah, no need t' worry about mah intentions. When I do anythin, Ah does eet wit the biggest explosion yeh kin lay yer pretty lil eyes on, Haa-hahahaha!

Re: So tempted to make a mushroom joke.

[honkyt0nkwoman]

[Faye let's out a breath she hadn't even realized she was holding. After that whole 'Monkey Business' thing, she never wanted to see another eco-weapon again.]

You're definitely right about them being cowards.

I'm Faye, by the way.

[She pauses, another question popping into her head.]

So what are you planning to blow-up, anyway?

[blewitup]

Friends call me Demoman, Miss Faye. Tha's mah job, an ah dun need any other sissy name.

As fer this thing? Well, there's a barrier around this town usually. An it opened up to th' next town recently, then closed. So Ah'm gonnae try wot t' force it back open.