it broke the rule of three....

[bliizzardofoz]

Race: 60% Hedgehog 5% Echidna 25% Vampire 10% Demon

but really...I feel I should be able to slap something much worse on this description lol....godammit

Comments

[billygoten]

What the hell is a Hedgehog Echidna Vampire and Demon?

And if it's only cool in the world of Sonic, I don't think it works, because being an Echidna or a Hedgehog and being alright is taken for granted in that world, so they don't even count.

[bliizzardofoz]

dood its not even cool in sonic...that description is like the most FAN THING in the history of FAN THINGS...lol.

[billygoten]

Oh, okay. I get it now. I didn't understand what you were going for. I thought you meant it broke the rule of three in that it had more than three things and was still cool and I was disagreeing. But you're actually saying it's not cool, right?

It's the most "fan thing" as in the most "terrible fanfiction-y" thing? Even worse than that terrible fanfic featuring The Knuckles? (I can't seem to locate it)

Demon and vampire are hard to get on the same thing without breaking the rule of three. They're not the same, but they're similar enough and it begs the question "What?! How?". I maintain that echidnas are pretty sweet in real life, but hedgehogs are just okay in real life. In the world of Sonic, hedgehogs are cooler and echidnas are probably less cool. Together, it's way too much.

While we're talking about the rule of three, what was the other descriptor of Draco-lich Caesar that made him break it?

[bliizzardofoz]

lol "the knuckles" oh i had forgotten about that. but yeah, this IS the worst thing , i was never saying it was cool , its just awful.

[kanagosa]

hedgehog? Fine.
echidna? Eh...pushin it but can pass.

Vampire AND Demon? STOP THE FUCKING BOAT! Those dont exist in the Sonic universe....in ANY of them.

[billygoten]

Echidnas are pretty cool. Little spiny egg-laying mammals? Get the fuck out!

Also, they eat ants and I hate ants. Awesome.

[kanagosa]

yeah but thing is...Knuckles is the last echidna in the sonic universe.

[endril]

In order to have your blood split up into 5% increments, you'd have to know your lineage 20 generations back.
So, this character's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparent was an echidna.

[bliizzardofoz]

yeah, I thought so too, the more I saw that " 5 percent" the more I was just like.....wtf, thats so minuscule, that its not even worth knowing, for one, the character probably has no idea and would probably not ever know, so whats the point.