Woah...
So now that the drama of yesterday is over, interesting stuff. Mcmattie and I have the weirdest conversations.
cutthroat kissss (12:29:28 AM): wanna have sex?
chicken buddy445 (12:29:33 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:30:06 AM): *thinks of plan to take over the world and dominate just like in star wars galactic battle ground* "muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
cutthroat kissss (12:30:17 AM): *thinks of plan to trick matt into having sex*
chicken buddy445 (12:30:20 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:30:26 AM): *runs away*
chicken buddy445 (12:30:27 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:30:30 AM): *shotgun*
cutthroat kissss (12:30:36 AM): hah
chicken buddy445 (12:30:37 AM): *shoots brandy*
chicken buddy445 (12:30:47 AM): :-)
chicken buddy445 (12:30:53 AM): O:-)
cutthroat kissss (12:30:55 AM): thanks.
cutthroat kissss (12:30:58 AM): so much for sex
chicken buddy445 (12:31:02 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:31:19 AM): nighty-night brandy
chicken buddy445 (12:31:20 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:31:26 AM): whoa i just said that didn't i?
chicken buddy445 (12:31:29 AM): lol
cutthroat kissss (12:31:32 AM): uh!
chicken buddy445 (12:31:37 AM): uh!?
cutthroat kissss (12:31:38 AM): SEX!
cutthroat kissss (12:31:41 AM): what about SEX
chicken buddy445 (12:31:43 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:31:46 AM): what about it?
chicken buddy445 (12:32:03 AM): sex over the internet?
cutthroat kissss (12:32:03 AM): SEX
chicken buddy445 (12:32:07 AM): brandy has a twisted mind
cutthroat kissss (12:32:15 AM): i want your mom/dad to walk in
chicken buddy445 (12:32:17 AM): lol
cutthroat kissss (12:32:20 AM): when that is on the screen
chicken buddy445 (12:32:31 AM): my mom is asleep and my dad is out of town
chicken buddy445 (12:32:33 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:32:38 AM): good luck with that one
chicken buddy445 (12:32:43 AM): and its already way past
cutthroat kissss (12:32:46 AM): damn
cutthroat kissss (12:32:50 AM): matt?
chicken buddy445 (12:32:56 AM): brandy
cutthroat kissss (12:33:03 AM): sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
chicken buddy445 (12:33:33 AM): brandy's obsessed with sex tonight
cutthroat kissss (12:33:45 AM): sex.
cutthroat kissss (12:33:48 AM): matt
cutthroat kissss (12:33:53 AM): don't leave me alone with sex.
chicken buddy445 (12:34:04 AM): there's masturbation brandy
chicken buddy445 (12:34:05 AM): lol
cutthroat kissss (12:34:15 AM): sex
cutthroat kissss (12:35:08 AM): do you think our sex life has become routine and mechanical?
cutthroat kissss (12:35:15 AM): because there are movies that can correct that.
chicken buddy445 (12:35:16 AM): what sex life?
chicken buddy445 (12:35:20 AM): lol
cutthroat kissss (12:35:22 AM): ours, matt
cutthroat kissss (12:35:24 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:35:32 AM): we're not having sex per se
chicken buddy445 (12:35:38 AM): or however you spell it
cutthroat kissss (12:35:42 AM): that's how you spell it.
chicken buddy445 (12:35:45 AM): lol cool
chicken buddy445 (12:35:58 AM): matt knows...... SOME FOREIGN WORDS!!!
chicken buddy445 (12:36:17 AM): french correct?
chicken buddy445 (12:36:45 AM): good night brandy
chicken buddy445 (12:36:50 AM): night
cutthroat kissss (12:36:57 AM): no no
cutthroat kissss (12:36:58 AM): please
chicken buddy445 (12:37:02 AM): but i'm tired
cutthroat kissss (12:37:03 AM): that's not french
cutthroat kissss (12:37:05 AM): it's latin
chicken buddy445 (12:37:55 AM): why do you keep saying sex?
cutthroat kissss (12:37:58 AM): sex
cutthroat kissss (12:38:01 AM): I dont know
chicken buddy445 (12:38:12 AM): latin/french its all good
cutthroat kissss (12:38:12 AM): it's a useful french word
cutthroat kissss (12:38:33 AM): sex sex
chicken buddy445 (12:38:34 AM): haha *said like peewee herman*
cutthroat kissss (12:40:33 AM): menáge á trois
cutthroat kissss (12:40:38 AM): is a fun french phrase
-- later that day --
cutthroat kissss (12:45:10 AM): WHY? matt... you are like... awesome
cutthroat kissss (12:45:21 AM): so why have you never had a girlfriend then?
cutthroat kissss (12:45:23 AM): what do you do?
cutthroat kissss (12:45:25 AM): are you gay?
chicken buddy445 (12:45:26 AM): why date me when you can date the cool popular kids
chicken buddy445 (12:45:27 AM): no
cutthroat kissss (12:45:28 AM): a control freak?
chicken buddy445 (12:45:31 AM): i don't know why
cutthroat kissss (12:45:37 AM): matt. you are cool.
chicken buddy445 (12:45:41 AM): pfft
chicken buddy445 (12:45:48 AM): i'm not gay though brandy
cutthroat kissss (12:46:12 AM): mhmmm
chicken buddy445 (12:46:12 AM): i'm not like most of the people our age where we like a new person each week
cutthroat kissss (12:46:18 AM): thanks.
chicken buddy445 (12:46:28 AM): i liked 3 people the entire middle school
- EDITED OUT FOR MATT's SAFETY -
cutthroat kissss (12:47:03 AM): I misread that.
chicken buddy445 (12:47:07 AM): no you didn't
chicken buddy445 (12:47:10 AM): i said what i said
cutthroat kissss (12:47:27 AM): that's why...
chicken buddy445 (12:47:35 AM): huh?
chicken buddy445 (12:47:37 AM): what did i miss?
cutthroat kissss (12:47:43 AM): you have severe lapses in judgement.
cutthroat kissss (12:47:49 AM): that's why you havent had a real girlfriend
chicken buddy445 (12:47:55 AM): thats not very nice
chicken buddy445 (12:48:06 AM): *click*
cutthroat kissss (12:48:14 AM): I knew there had to be some reason... i mean... you're smart, funny, etc etc etc
cutthroat kissss (12:48:24 AM): BUT YOU HAVE SEVERE JUDGEMENT LAPSES
cutthroat kissss (12:48:29 AM): SEVERE
chicken buddy445 (12:49:56 AM): who thought i was gay?
chicken buddy445 (12:49:59 AM): getting back onto that
cutthroat kissss (12:50:03 AM): no one.
chicken buddy445 (12:50:09 AM): you said that too quick
cutthroat kissss (12:50:10 AM): matt that was like 30 years ago
chicken buddy445 (12:50:30 AM): *cough*1 and a half*cough*
chicken buddy445 (12:50:45 AM): seriously who thought i was gay?
chicken buddy445 (12:51:06 AM): you're not answering which is a sign that you're thinking of what to say
cutthroat kissss (12:51:10 AM): someone says something really small and it just fits into this empty space
cutthroat kissss (12:51:28 AM): like... your lips are really soft
chicken buddy445 (12:51:33 AM): huh?
cutthroat kissss (12:51:33 AM): orsomethinggaylikethat
chicken buddy445 (12:51:42 AM): when did i ever say that?
cutthroat kissss (12:52:06 AM): you didnt
chicken buddy445 (12:52:07 AM): my photographic memory is telling me that i have never said that
cutthroat kissss (12:52:10 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:52:12 AM): then what did i say?
cutthroat kissss (12:52:17 AM): nothing!
cutthroat kissss (12:52:20 AM): you're not gay!
chicken buddy445 (12:52:23 AM): i know that but someone thought i was
cutthroat kissss (12:52:40 AM): people always say
chicken buddy445 (12:52:52 AM): ...
cutthroat kissss (12:52:53 AM): you should be your self... like yourself is something definite... like a fucking toaster
chicken buddy445 (12:53:00 AM): huh?
cutthroat kissss (12:53:03 AM): and you know... it's not.
chicken buddy445 (12:53:09 AM): what?
chicken buddy445 (12:53:13 AM): i'm so confused
cutthroat kissss (12:53:56 AM): it's weird.. to think
chicken buddy445 (12:54:04 AM): what does a fucking toaster have to do with people thinking i'm gay?
cutthroat kissss (12:54:05 AM): that sex... is something people have
cutthroat kissss (12:54:08 AM): like a rash.
chicken buddy445 (12:54:11 AM): huh?
cutthroat kissss (12:54:13 AM): if you think about it
chicken buddy445 (12:54:16 AM): where is this coming from?
cutthroat kissss (12:54:22 AM): like life is a circle... then it's like... um... like
cutthroat kissss (12:54:25 AM): sex is like death.
chicken buddy445 (12:54:26 AM): do you have writers thinking this shit up?
cutthroat kissss (12:54:29 AM): except
cutthroat kissss (12:54:40 AM): I've thought about having sex with Davey H, but never killing him
cutthroat kissss (12:54:43 AM): not really
chicken buddy445 (12:54:51 AM): what?
chicken buddy445 (12:54:56 AM): i'm even more confused
cutthroat kissss (12:55:01 AM): where the hell would I get writers?
chicken buddy445 (12:55:03 AM): which i didn't think was possible
cutthroat kissss (12:55:05 AM): my magic toaster
cutthroat kissss (12:55:17 AM): I actually laughed out loud at that one
chicken buddy445 (12:55:21 AM): i thought that sequence was pretty funny
chicken buddy445 (12:55:36 AM): i'm like "what the hell" and you just keep talking
chicken buddy445 (12:56:17 AM): thats going in the profile
cutthroat kissss (12:56:47 AM): ditto.
cutthroat kissss (12:56:48 AM): but the LJ
chicken buddy445 (12:57:05 AM): 'tis an honor to be granted a spot in sir hyson's profile
There... that's awesome. We are some funny ass people.
cutthroat kissss (12:29:28 AM): wanna have sex?
chicken buddy445 (12:29:33 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:30:06 AM): *thinks of plan to take over the world and dominate just like in star wars galactic battle ground* "muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
cutthroat kissss (12:30:17 AM): *thinks of plan to trick matt into having sex*
chicken buddy445 (12:30:20 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:30:26 AM): *runs away*
chicken buddy445 (12:30:27 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:30:30 AM): *shotgun*
cutthroat kissss (12:30:36 AM): hah
chicken buddy445 (12:30:37 AM): *shoots brandy*
chicken buddy445 (12:30:47 AM): :-)
chicken buddy445 (12:30:53 AM): O:-)
cutthroat kissss (12:30:55 AM): thanks.
cutthroat kissss (12:30:58 AM): so much for sex
chicken buddy445 (12:31:02 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:31:19 AM): nighty-night brandy
chicken buddy445 (12:31:20 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:31:26 AM): whoa i just said that didn't i?
chicken buddy445 (12:31:29 AM): lol
cutthroat kissss (12:31:32 AM): uh!
chicken buddy445 (12:31:37 AM): uh!?
cutthroat kissss (12:31:38 AM): SEX!
cutthroat kissss (12:31:41 AM): what about SEX
chicken buddy445 (12:31:43 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:31:46 AM): what about it?
chicken buddy445 (12:32:03 AM): sex over the internet?
cutthroat kissss (12:32:03 AM): SEX
chicken buddy445 (12:32:07 AM): brandy has a twisted mind
cutthroat kissss (12:32:15 AM): i want your mom/dad to walk in
chicken buddy445 (12:32:17 AM): lol
cutthroat kissss (12:32:20 AM): when that is on the screen
chicken buddy445 (12:32:31 AM): my mom is asleep and my dad is out of town
chicken buddy445 (12:32:33 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:32:38 AM): good luck with that one
chicken buddy445 (12:32:43 AM): and its already way past
cutthroat kissss (12:32:46 AM): damn
cutthroat kissss (12:32:50 AM): matt?
chicken buddy445 (12:32:56 AM): brandy
cutthroat kissss (12:33:03 AM): sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
chicken buddy445 (12:33:33 AM): brandy's obsessed with sex tonight
cutthroat kissss (12:33:45 AM): sex.
cutthroat kissss (12:33:48 AM): matt
cutthroat kissss (12:33:53 AM): don't leave me alone with sex.
chicken buddy445 (12:34:04 AM): there's masturbation brandy
chicken buddy445 (12:34:05 AM): lol
cutthroat kissss (12:34:15 AM): sex
cutthroat kissss (12:35:08 AM): do you think our sex life has become routine and mechanical?
cutthroat kissss (12:35:15 AM): because there are movies that can correct that.
chicken buddy445 (12:35:16 AM): what sex life?
chicken buddy445 (12:35:20 AM): lol
cutthroat kissss (12:35:22 AM): ours, matt
cutthroat kissss (12:35:24 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:35:32 AM): we're not having sex per se
chicken buddy445 (12:35:38 AM): or however you spell it
cutthroat kissss (12:35:42 AM): that's how you spell it.
chicken buddy445 (12:35:45 AM): lol cool
chicken buddy445 (12:35:58 AM): matt knows...... SOME FOREIGN WORDS!!!
chicken buddy445 (12:36:17 AM): french correct?
chicken buddy445 (12:36:45 AM): good night brandy
chicken buddy445 (12:36:50 AM): night
cutthroat kissss (12:36:57 AM): no no
cutthroat kissss (12:36:58 AM): please
chicken buddy445 (12:37:02 AM): but i'm tired
cutthroat kissss (12:37:03 AM): that's not french
cutthroat kissss (12:37:05 AM): it's latin
chicken buddy445 (12:37:55 AM): why do you keep saying sex?
cutthroat kissss (12:37:58 AM): sex
cutthroat kissss (12:38:01 AM): I dont know
chicken buddy445 (12:38:12 AM): latin/french its all good
cutthroat kissss (12:38:12 AM): it's a useful french word
cutthroat kissss (12:38:33 AM): sex sex
chicken buddy445 (12:38:34 AM): haha *said like peewee herman*
cutthroat kissss (12:40:33 AM): menáge á trois
cutthroat kissss (12:40:38 AM): is a fun french phrase
-- later that day --
cutthroat kissss (12:45:10 AM): WHY? matt... you are like... awesome
cutthroat kissss (12:45:21 AM): so why have you never had a girlfriend then?
cutthroat kissss (12:45:23 AM): what do you do?
cutthroat kissss (12:45:25 AM): are you gay?
chicken buddy445 (12:45:26 AM): why date me when you can date the cool popular kids
chicken buddy445 (12:45:27 AM): no
cutthroat kissss (12:45:28 AM): a control freak?
chicken buddy445 (12:45:31 AM): i don't know why
cutthroat kissss (12:45:37 AM): matt. you are cool.
chicken buddy445 (12:45:41 AM): pfft
chicken buddy445 (12:45:48 AM): i'm not gay though brandy
cutthroat kissss (12:46:12 AM): mhmmm
chicken buddy445 (12:46:12 AM): i'm not like most of the people our age where we like a new person each week
cutthroat kissss (12:46:18 AM): thanks.
chicken buddy445 (12:46:28 AM): i liked 3 people the entire middle school
- EDITED OUT FOR MATT's SAFETY -
cutthroat kissss (12:47:03 AM): I misread that.
chicken buddy445 (12:47:07 AM): no you didn't
chicken buddy445 (12:47:10 AM): i said what i said
cutthroat kissss (12:47:27 AM): that's why...
chicken buddy445 (12:47:35 AM): huh?
chicken buddy445 (12:47:37 AM): what did i miss?
cutthroat kissss (12:47:43 AM): you have severe lapses in judgement.
cutthroat kissss (12:47:49 AM): that's why you havent had a real girlfriend
chicken buddy445 (12:47:55 AM): thats not very nice
chicken buddy445 (12:48:06 AM): *click*
cutthroat kissss (12:48:14 AM): I knew there had to be some reason... i mean... you're smart, funny, etc etc etc
cutthroat kissss (12:48:24 AM): BUT YOU HAVE SEVERE JUDGEMENT LAPSES
cutthroat kissss (12:48:29 AM): SEVERE
chicken buddy445 (12:49:56 AM): who thought i was gay?
chicken buddy445 (12:49:59 AM): getting back onto that
cutthroat kissss (12:50:03 AM): no one.
chicken buddy445 (12:50:09 AM): you said that too quick
cutthroat kissss (12:50:10 AM): matt that was like 30 years ago
chicken buddy445 (12:50:30 AM): *cough*1 and a half*cough*
chicken buddy445 (12:50:45 AM): seriously who thought i was gay?
chicken buddy445 (12:51:06 AM): you're not answering which is a sign that you're thinking of what to say
cutthroat kissss (12:51:10 AM): someone says something really small and it just fits into this empty space
cutthroat kissss (12:51:28 AM): like... your lips are really soft
chicken buddy445 (12:51:33 AM): huh?
cutthroat kissss (12:51:33 AM): orsomethinggaylikethat
chicken buddy445 (12:51:42 AM): when did i ever say that?
cutthroat kissss (12:52:06 AM): you didnt
chicken buddy445 (12:52:07 AM): my photographic memory is telling me that i have never said that
cutthroat kissss (12:52:10 AM): lol
chicken buddy445 (12:52:12 AM): then what did i say?
cutthroat kissss (12:52:17 AM): nothing!
cutthroat kissss (12:52:20 AM): you're not gay!
chicken buddy445 (12:52:23 AM): i know that but someone thought i was
cutthroat kissss (12:52:40 AM): people always say
chicken buddy445 (12:52:52 AM): ...
cutthroat kissss (12:52:53 AM): you should be your self... like yourself is something definite... like a fucking toaster
chicken buddy445 (12:53:00 AM): huh?
cutthroat kissss (12:53:03 AM): and you know... it's not.
chicken buddy445 (12:53:09 AM): what?
chicken buddy445 (12:53:13 AM): i'm so confused
cutthroat kissss (12:53:56 AM): it's weird.. to think
chicken buddy445 (12:54:04 AM): what does a fucking toaster have to do with people thinking i'm gay?
cutthroat kissss (12:54:05 AM): that sex... is something people have
cutthroat kissss (12:54:08 AM): like a rash.
chicken buddy445 (12:54:11 AM): huh?
cutthroat kissss (12:54:13 AM): if you think about it
chicken buddy445 (12:54:16 AM): where is this coming from?
cutthroat kissss (12:54:22 AM): like life is a circle... then it's like... um... like
cutthroat kissss (12:54:25 AM): sex is like death.
chicken buddy445 (12:54:26 AM): do you have writers thinking this shit up?
cutthroat kissss (12:54:29 AM): except
cutthroat kissss (12:54:40 AM): I've thought about having sex with Davey H, but never killing him
cutthroat kissss (12:54:43 AM): not really
chicken buddy445 (12:54:51 AM): what?
chicken buddy445 (12:54:56 AM): i'm even more confused
cutthroat kissss (12:55:01 AM): where the hell would I get writers?
chicken buddy445 (12:55:03 AM): which i didn't think was possible
cutthroat kissss (12:55:05 AM): my magic toaster
cutthroat kissss (12:55:17 AM): I actually laughed out loud at that one
chicken buddy445 (12:55:21 AM): i thought that sequence was pretty funny
chicken buddy445 (12:55:36 AM): i'm like "what the hell" and you just keep talking
chicken buddy445 (12:56:17 AM): thats going in the profile
cutthroat kissss (12:56:47 AM): ditto.
cutthroat kissss (12:56:48 AM): but the LJ
chicken buddy445 (12:57:05 AM): 'tis an honor to be granted a spot in sir hyson's profile
There... that's awesome. We are some funny ass people.