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[blindedmewith]

These sheep are do not make scientific sense at all.

...would someone mind capturing one for me and bringing it back to Wellspring? We could sedate it if we need to so it won't break anything, right, Dr. Simon?

I could pay one of the Adventurers, maybe? Please! I promise I won't hurt it, I just want to run some experiments on its wool!

Comments

[proudambassador]

Forget the Adventurers. Myself, I shall walk into whatever place you are at, and bring my entire accursed herd of sheep. Then you, whomever you are, can do anything and everything you please with them. Please. Take them all.

[blindedmewith]

That's so sweet of you! I don't think there's room for a whole herd, though. Just one will do.

[proudambassador]

If you will only take one, then the pink one, he is yours. He is the loudest of them all.

[blindedmewith]

That would be great! I wonder why that is? Maybe volume is related to color...would you mind telling me which colors are the loudest and quietest?

[man_genius]

Since when has anything here made scientific sense?

And no experimenting on Fluffy, you got that? That's the one with the purple collar on her neck. That's my rainbow sheep!

[crimsonmischief]

How come I haven't met Fluffy yet?

[He's hurt.]

I thought we were better friends than that!

[man_genius]

Ah maybe because she just appeared yesterday?

What do rainbow sheep have to do with friendship?!

[crimsonmischief]

Pets, Genius-san, pets. Not rainbow sheep. I met Tribble early on in our relationship, did I not?

[weaver_girl]

I don't think you need to bring any of them to Wellspring. They follow the night shift all by themselves.

[blindedmewith]

Really? Just at night? That's a very specific pattern.

[weaver_girl]

Yes, just at night. They followed me home, too, but I managed to leave them outside the door. Should I have let one in?

[blindedmewith]

Maybe if we clear out all the breakables first. And make sure it does its business outside.

[favorthebold]

If I were to capture one, and you were to put it to sleep to do whatever you please with it, will I be able to shear it?

[blindedmewith]

I suppose so. I have to get the wool somehow.

[favorthebold]

Very good. Do you want it dead or alive?

[blindedmewith]

Why would I want it dead?!

[crimsonmischief]

Ah, I'd like to help!

[blindedmewith]

Oh, thank you! I really want to investigate, but I'm not very good with livestock.

[crimsonmischief]

Ah, I don't know how I am with them either... Mine seem to like me well enough!

[blindedmewith]

How many do you have?