Mandie the Vampire!Balloon Slayer.
My Happy Birthday balloon got vamped.
So I had to kill it.
Pretty sure they couldn't make a successful TV series outta that.
MtV!BS is too much of a mouthful. I don't know how one would pronounce an exclamation point. Unless you just shouted "Vee!" really loud. That might take care of it.
Happy Birthday to me.
daughtershade!! Happy belated birthday to you too, babe! Sorry about the belated part!