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[blindingsight]

 Things I Have Learned At Work

• Chairs with four legs or fewer are unstable.

No, really.  It was in a video they made us watch in orientation on the first day. 

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[escherzo]

... really.

What do they want you to use, octopus chairs?

[blindingsight]

Yep, pretty much. Our chairs are supposed to have five legs (or more, I suppose. I've never seen a chair with more than five legs), and if they don't we can report it to some VP of Human Relations.

[myaurasmiles]

SO THAT'S WHY MY 3-LEG CHAIR FELL OVER. :(