You Are 78% Evil
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now, since this past monday, i work at hedge, which is a very neat flower shop. we sell lots of orchids, mostly phalaenopsis in more exotic markings, and lots of neat fleurs (banksia, agapanthus, aranda orchids, etc.) red roses are consigned to the back of the cooler. we do not carry balloons or teddy bears. i am very happy with this; i get to ( Read more... )

so this THURSDAY night, february sixteenth, we are having a party. come!

521 valley road, charlottesville

hosted by the excellent shaman, g. caldwell;
the voodoo chile, i. caldwell;
et monsieur le vicomte r. de cartier.

434.296.7959

one goes big, or doesn't go at all.

mhden agan

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flotsam and jetsam
are gentlemen poeds
urseappeal netsam
our spinsters and coeds

thoroughly bretish
they scout the inhuman
itarian fetish
that man isn't wuman

vive the millenni
um three cheers for labor
give all things to enni
one bugger thy nabor

(neck and senecktie
are gentlemen ppoyds
even whose recktie
are covered by lloyd's

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well. this is what happened. i'd thought it was lame to give in to fellows trying to contact you by internet, but that's how this whole thing transpired. (i still think it's lame to do so without extensive and careful scrutiny of what you're getting into.) so we talked a year ago; i was a skeptic and lapsed. he got back in touch with me a month or ( Read more... )

because i don't know what the actual word is, and certain persons (a certain person who may well be more than one person, actually) has brought this concept to my attention, so i will call it exotropic and endotropic. an endotropic fellow moves of his own volition. i am an exotropic fellow; or, in other words, a parasite. i've begun using the music ( Read more... )

leeroy and i returned yesterday from moonlighting in manhattan. i decided once we got there that since i had the time and would doubtless get an inspiration that i was going to get as much reading/writing done there as i could. ergo, i slept exactly two hours while there, and this is not at all an exaggeration. i had never been before; i was a bit ( Read more... )

so i very nearly got fired today, in fact i WAS fired and had one of those postmortem experiences where they say an angel comes and yanks you back, away from that big white light you're headed toward, and then they make a made-for-tv movie of it (or at least reader's digest comes and interviews you.) so forth and so on but suffice it to say that ( Read more... )