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if i were a month, i'd be: July
if i were a day of the week I'd be: Saturday
if i were a time of day, i'd be: 2:30
if i were a planet, i'd be: Venus
if i were an animal, i'd be: amoeba, wait...
if i were a direction, i'd be: east
if i were a piece of furniture, i'd be: been bag
if i were a historical figure, i'd be: Luna Lovegood
if i were a liquid, i'd be: KY
if i were a tree, i'd be: a mighty oak
if i were a bird, i'd be: a bird
if i were a tool, i'd be: pop up blocker
if i were a flower/plant, i'd be: If there's any girls, i wanna DO them!
if i were a kind of weather, i'd be: stormy
if i were a mythical creature, i'd be: Luna Lovegood
if i were a musical instrument, i'd be: clarinet, so i could annoy the piss out of ppl
if i were a color, i'd be: yellow
if i were an emotion, i'd be: according to cindy im kinky
if i were a vegetable i'd be: peach
if i were a sound, i'd be: bed springs? naw.
if i were an element, i'd be: water
if i were a car, i'd be: lime green slug bug convertable
if i were a song, i'd be: Hollaback Girl, so i could abboy the piss out of ppl
if i were a movie, i'd be: Pirates of the Carribean
if i were a place, i'd be: Carmel
if i were a broadway play, i'd be: Once more, with Feeling/Dance of the Vampires
if i were a show, i'd be: Buffy, duh.
if i were a material, i'd be: madonna?
if i were a taste, i'd be: Chocolate
if i were a scent, i'd be: strawberry lipgloss
if i were a word, i'd be: Mook. or uber. or squab. or kinky. or
if i were an object, i'd be: LAVA LAMP!!!!
if i were a body part, i'd be: tongue
if i were a shape, i'd be: mountain dew
if i were a number, i'd be: 9
if i were an article of clothing, i'd be: Socks, Volume II, July edition

I have to push the pram a lot.