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Jan 28, 2004 12:07

encouraged by tom. i shall document my hill dinning hall experience. no one will think it funny except tom and i.


tom and i are casually sitting there calling each other bloody whore and bastard child, as we do on a regular basis, and eating our food while imagining what it looked like when it was alive... if it ever was.. alive? of course we're dirtying each other's physics prelabs and playing calculator games. when this random guy walks up with a huge smile. and just stands there. tom and i, used to odd encounters with interesting individuals just sit there continuing. then the smiling one goes "are you anna mayergoyz" "uh... yeah" (who is he, pennquest, engineering, how do i know him?) "oh yes!" he says with glee. tom is already cracking up. all in one breath he goes "your picture is on the electrical engineering board and the chemical engineering board and you live in english house" WTF? me-" how do you know me again" mr. smiley smile "i had a vague premenition" (tom and i look at each other... what the hell is that supposed to mean???) smiley smile's friend comes over to rescue him from his humiliation. but no! "you are russian right!! yes you must be! i live in kingscourt on the 4th floor" (mind you that's directly accross from my window. hmm??? suspicious yes!) tom goes uh oh! "i am alexi i am not russian but from ukraine. and u" (mind you this is all in a thick russian accent coming from a beaming guy that's akwardly standing over tom and my table...) "ah. my dad is from there but i was born here" notice the distinctive move from smile to frown "oh" tom cannot control himself he's laughing so hard. recovery " yes yes well that's unfortunately but i see you around!! yes yes i see you! (sadly) i am done with dinner" and finally his friend drags him away.
WTF was that?!
those damn russians. him and another guy who can hardly type in russian.

i hope these aren't my mom's scheming plans to set me up with more russians. cause we all know what happened last two times.... troll (painful memory) and noshowfoeshoe study freak.
WHY?

sb plans in the making very very tres excited but not leting it out yet cause predicting 50% change of cancelation due to the rents flipping. and also 10% chance of personal cancelation due to fear of loneliness. then again. since when was alone time in a beautiful place bad for a person. and god knows i can entertain myself like no other!

oh man. i send myself in such circles. my parents are coming this weekend... which means it's meet the parents day for jeremy. or half meet the paretns day. my dad already loves him. but my mom... she doesn't even like me all the time... either way all the matters is how i feel for him. which. is quite obvious to everyone (sorry, can't help it!)
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