Last night I got drunk off cheap vodka, went "XTREME" bowling, laughed my ass off at Greenwood Park, almost got arrested at Greenwood Park (but since the cop couldn't see us he just left a parking violation notice on my car), lost my underwear at Greenwood Park, and now I have an XTREME hangover ( Read more... )

i really love john mayer...

I was thinking about zombiesAre you frightened and exhilarated by the thought of the living dead, but you just don't know where to get your fix ( Read more... )

I had to wake up early this morning to make sure I was on time for my traffic appeal at the Worcester Court House. I had two paychecks to deposit, so on my way I stopped at the bank. My balance is a lot lower than I thought it was, and after deposting $151, I now have -$301.36. Not good. I freaked out a little, and I think my poor steering wheel ( Read more... )

if you haven't seen this yet, watch it now.

"Oh I hate it! I hate it so bad!"

I haven't been myself lately. I feel like I'm trying to swim out past the breakers to where it's calm, but wave after wave of paranoia continues to knock me down. I'm far too perceptive for my own good. But then I find myself trying to convince myself that none of it is true, which leads me to being angry with myself for not being able to decide ( Read more... )

I met Andrew McMahon tonight ( Read more... )

is there anyone who ever remembers ( Read more... )

I'm so lost, I don't even know where to begin. My bills continue to pile up, and my paychecks do not. I have no idea how I'm going to get out of this one. I can only overdraw my account to a certain amount, and it's already very close to that limit. My car insurance will be cancelled on October 11th if I don't come up with $176 and some change. My ( Read more... )

All I want to do is sleep. But I can't. I haven't been this frustrated in a very long time.

My head hurts...