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[blitz_n_chicks]

So, guys? Blitzball teams aren't looking too good.

C'mon! It's the best sport ever! Not to mention it's loads better than just sitting around! If it's a matter of not knowing, I'll be glad to teach anyone the basics!

It's real easy to pick up. Heck, before you know it you'll be pulling off Jecht shots!

Comments

[markofthewise]

Err, I read up on those instructions you gave out last time. The world doesn't work that way. That game is impossible, basic physics.

[blitz_n_chicks]

Only if you think like that!

[markofthewise]

Only if you live in the real world!

[blitz_n_chicks]

Spira's real.

[al_bhed_cutie]

You might wanna start this up when we can actually go underwater, and won't freeze!

[blitz_n_chicks]

It's not that cold. I mean, it was wayyyy colder on Gagazet!

[al_bhed_cutie]

That's because Gagazet had a hot spring!!

[blitz_n_chicks]

So? Besides, you don't have to practice in the water, you can practice plenty well on land!

[fightlikeacow]

I still wanna play! But... I haven't found anyone else.

[blitz_n_chicks]

We'll find someone! I'm sure of it!

[fightlikeacow]

Yeah! It just takes a bit of time. Once it's warm, people will be lining up to play!

[blitz_n_chicks]

Yeah!

[sniperkingftw]

[ ...must ask. ]

What's blitzball?

[blitz_n_chicks]

Only the greatest sport ever! The goal is to score as many points as you can, but the other team's in your way trying to block your shots and steal the ball!

[sniperkingftw]

That's it?

--Oi, oi, there aren't any kind of really stupid rules, are there?

[ OH THE ARC FLASHBACKS. ]

[blitz_n_chicks]

[Look! They're like volleyballs! HOSHIT THERE'S A DRAGON IN IIIIIIT!]

No, not that I know of.

[nextgen_hokage]

... Jecht shot? [Only because Naruto remembers that name as the guy who threw boulders at him to teach Blitzball.]

[blitz_n_chicks]

Yep! It's nearly unstoppable!

[nextgen_hokage]

Then you can count me in!

[blitz_n_chicks]

All right!