Eurotrip was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i havn't seen a movie that funny and sick in like years. holy shit. hahahahahhahahaha

kthx.

Its offical. Lance and I are gunna head down to South Carolina for Spring Break!!!!!!!

BY OUR FUCKING SELFS! hell yeah, our first trip alone as adults. omfg so excited. this will fucking rock all!!!!!!!!!!

LANCE AND I ARE THE MOTHER FUCKING SHIT.

AND NO ONE CAN SAY DIFFERENT.

WE FUCKING OWN.

Last night easily one of the best nights ever.

( Click to see 15 pics, if these dont make you laugh, nothing will )

its 5:04 AM AND DEREK AND I ARE LAHGHING UNCONTROLLABLY HES SCREEMING AT ME "GIVE ME A BLANKET YOU HOOOO" AND "WHERE MY BLANEKT AT BITCH?" ROFL BTW WE DRANK A LIL TOO MUCH TONIGHT. OMFG IT OWNED. ohhh THIS JUST IN DEREK JUST ADDED "COLIN YOU OWN" weeee. we need to sleep now. byebye ( Read more... )

This is pretty much true:

The Slow Dancer

weeeeeeeee, kind of a cool quiz.

Well, the other day I MASTURBATED.. and i was like wtf. I need some goddamned women to help me with this problem.... ;) ;) ;)

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Guess what?

I fucking ROCK. Thats right. I do! hahahahaha

played FFXI for 8 hours today and LOVED it. So fucking awesome.

i should be asleep, i have to get up at 5 for school.. eh whatever. :)

btw , i Own!

You slit the throat, of all I know.
About myself and this life.
Silhouette Lies.

You slit my throat.
Because I know,
That this life, is a lie.
So slit my throat.

I am seriously going to fucking kill you all one day. i've decided its the only way. you or me. and fuck killing myself. thats too easy. i'll take on the world, and lose, but hopefully i'll get a few stupid fuckers before i get owned. starting with......hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahhha ( Read more... )