This morning I was having a weird dream, ok? There was somebody very close to me in this dream and she looked at me and I started singing a song to her. Not well, as I can't sing, not even in my dreams, but at least I tried, and she smiled at me. The song just came on when I stared writing a poem about her. Odd, but I figured I would mention it. ( Read more... )

It's monday. I fucking hate mondays. I wish monday was a person, so I could kick monday's ass. Seriously. I didn't get very much sleep Friday night, and none Saturday night or Thursday night. I was out with Nikki and Sam and Steve and Art and Jessi and them Friday through Yesterday, and last night I was up reading until 6 in the morning, and I ( Read more... )

Shit has happened. It sucks. I may not come out of this alive, or, at the very least, not as you all know me. Most of you, in fact, may never see me again. It's really up to chance. It sucks, but that's just the way it is. I wish I had control of it. I really do ( Read more... )

Evil Genius. Why do I try to be a good guy? I am better at being evil. I mean, a friend (WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS) and I were talking and I came up with an awesomely evil plan. Of course, as an evil genius, I must reviel it before executing it, so as to make it that much better when I finish with it. More saticfaction and all, you know the story. ( Read more... )

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...And just like that, it's gone. What the fuck? I woke up this morning with a 99 temp and only a sore throat. Naturally, I am dehydrated, but that's it. No more terrible sick. It's so fucking weird, but hey, I am not gonna argue. Maybe Anubis was watching over me. Who knows? My equalibrium is still lining itself up right, but damn. Anybody got any ( Read more... )

Well, I am mad crazy fucked-up sick. It's bad. my equalibrium is WAY off, I mean WAY WAY off. I can't walk strait, I can't even pour water into a cup. I have been running a fever of about 104-106 all day, untill recently, which is 101 now. I have been in fevered dreams all day and irrational amounts of pain. My cest, my throat, lower abdomen, and ( Read more... )

It's Not Sex. It's ... :
The Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

Get your own Sex Name

Your Porn Star Name is: Xavier Dicks

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Your Stripper Name is: Decadence

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To pick up Nikki: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Get your own Magic Pick Up Line

To pick up Jessie: Seriously honey - sex is like ( Read more... )

End of the World
REMThat's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid ( Read more... )

There were a couple of questions with two possible answers, so I took it twice. Both results work well.
What do you guys think?

You Are a Visionary Soul


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