my new apartment's already been broken into

[blobert]

Okay, okay, so the break-in was accomplished by me. The situation with my new place is that I'm going to sublet it from two guys who are the official tenants. Both of them are out of town right now. I got a key from the tenant who's leaving for his girlfriend. He showed me the apartment. Since both tenants are gone, I explained I'd leisurely move

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Please protect your cute little "butt" from the intruder

[anonymous]

I'm sorry to hear you aren't certain whose been checking out the premises. Please be careful and make sure no one steals you!

Love you big manys,
MOM