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Like most children of divorce, my parents' split up has offered me unimaginable opportunities: Ohio. Ohio, the Buckeye State; Ohio, home of Xiu Xiu; Ohio...what the fuck. Anyway, I'm going there, AGAIN, on Tuesday. Like most states no one wants to go to, Ohio cannot be reached via nonstop direct flight. I will make a leisurely detour in George Bush

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If zebras in Ohio aren't a story worth writing about, I don't know what is.

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I know, right? I felt all giddy when I saw them. They probably raise them for meat or something, rednecks love eating exotic meat.