FIC for REMPLISSANT! And This One's For You (Jaehyo/Kyung, other)

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For: remplissant
By: silver-lined

Title: and this one's for you
Character/Pairing: en route towards Jaehyo/Kyung; background ZiKwon.
Summary: Jaehyo is not actually a shoujo manga hero, except in all the ways it matters.
Rating: G
Length: 4.5k
Warnings: Highschool. Dick jokes. Block B.
Author's notes: thank you to Jolie and B for not letting this turn into Juno because

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SCREAMS BECAUSE I CANNOT READ THIS RN BUT I SAW THE SUMMARY AND THE WARNINGS AND SOBS IT'S HIGH SCHOOL AND (SORT OF ALMOST SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE MAYBE???) JAEKYUNG AND ANYWAY THANK YOU SO MUCH BEFORE I'VE EVEN READ IT BECAUSE THE SUMMARY AND THE WARNING AND THE NOTES YOUR NOTES ARE HILARIOUS

basically, this is remplissant and i will bbs, i promise!!!!!!!! ♥

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IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OF YOUR OTHER PROMPTS IN THE WORKS WHICH I WILL THROW AT YOU AT SOME POINT WHEN IT GETS DONE. ONE DAY. ONE DAYYYYY. /CRIES

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SCREAMS. S C R E A M S.

how could i not love this? you're being silly perfect authornon ♥ BUT PLEASE THROW MORE THINGS MY WAY IN THE FUTURE I AM JUST GOING TO CRY AT THIS FIC FOR ANOTHER FEW MINUTES AND COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO COMMENT WITHOUT FLOODING THE COMMENT BOX WITH TEARS

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I NEED LIKE ANOTHER MILLION YEARS TO PROFESS MY LOVE AND ADORATION FOR THIS FIC ;_; BUT I PROMISED TO BE BACK SOON AND HERE I AM WAY LATER STILL CRYING AND ROLLING AROUND BECAUSE PERFECT FIC

one scrapped scene away from turning this into awkward high school mpreg and I'm not ashamed
I FEEL LIKE, EVEN IF I THINK I SAID NO MPREG, I WOULDN'T MIND BECAUSE YOU ARE GREAT AND THIS IS PERFECT

crying the opening sentence is so great, ugh. jaehyo with his fanclub. i'm laughing. i want to throw things at him.

ulzzang (after a carefully angled commemorative selca is taken and posted to their respective fancafes and twitter feeds), Minhyuk.
MY FAVORITE PROTRACTOR LEE MINHYUK ;_; CRIES. THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING HIS DUMB ANGLE. I LOVE IT. I LOVE HIM. I LOVE YOU AUTHORNON ;_; please be my friend forever and ever and ever. SCREAMS BIBUM ugh fancafe poll. he is so nonchalant. they are such dumb friends. i am crying.

"This," Jaehyo proclaims over the detritus of their triumphant battle over way too much food for which no photographic evidence exists

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"He's not that bad," Yukwon says from his desk between Kyung and Jiho's

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"Yes," Jiho says patiently, like he's talking to a not particularly bright child that liked to eat paste. "But I'm a dick."
jiho you are talking to a not particularly bright child that liked to eat paste. likes to eat paste. present tense. kyung's a moron. i love this moron so much. have i told you that enough yet?

"Can we not discuss your junk?" Kyung holds up a hand, pained. "Please?"

"I don't mind," Yukwon weighs in, even though his eyes are still closed and he is, to all appearances, fast asleep on his desk as usual.

"It's either that, or Jaehyo's face again and I like my dick a lot better." Jiho grins, utterly unrepentant.
just. this. yes. please.

Sometimes, Kyung thinks, Yukwon is also a dick.
clawing at my face. CLAWING AT MY FACE.

ahn jaehyo @prince_jaehyo
Thank you, @holke for the song. I don't really get rap but I'm sure you're very talented.
[ 96 RETWEETS | 81 FAVORITES ]JAEHYO IS AN ASSHOLE OMG I LOVE THIS POOR KYUNG SOBS SOBS "I DON'T REALLY GET RAP BUT I'M SURE YOU'RE VERY TALENTED"

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SOBS, I AM SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT. :'D I have like, this giant universe outlined where this is just a small part, where it's mostly about like... I don't know, AN EPIC BATTLE OVER TAEIL'S AFFECTIONS OR SOMETHING, WHERE THERE IS A BATTLE OF THE BANDS SCENARIO AND WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW IT WAS SLIGHTLY UNHINGED but then Kyung was like, haha, and took over and Jaehyo flailed around and everything went in a direction that I did not quite expect SO I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HAPPY BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID IT WOULD BE INCOHERENT AND SLIGHTLY TOO AWFUL FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION

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I DEFINITELY ENJOYED IT ;_; SCREAMED AND SOBBED INTO MY HANDS WHEN I FIRST READ IT ;_; YOU ARE SO GREAT. YOU GET GOLD STARS AND HUGS AND KISSES AND MY ETERNAL UNDYING DEVOTION AND LOVE ♥

AN EPIC BATTLE OVER TAEIL'S AFFECTIONS OR SOMETHING, WHERE THERE IS A BATTLE OF THE BANDS SCENARIO AND WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW IT WAS SLIGHTLY UNHINGED THIS SOUNDS PERFECT? LIKE, I LOVE TAEIL. HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVE TAEIL? TAEIL IS LIKE, MY SEXGOD OR SOMETHING I SWEAR BECAUSE HE IS ENTIRELY INAPPROPRIATE AND SO UNCARING AND FLAWLESS AND VOICE OF AN ANGEL AND I REALLY LOVE HIS TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS AND SOBS yeah just going to shut up right about now ;u;

I WAS AFRAID IT WOULD BE INCOHERENT AND SLIGHTLY TOO AWFUL FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION nope nope not at all. i was really happy and i think i gushed to my friends and even to the mods and everyone I SHOVED IT IN THEIR FACES AND WAS LIKE "LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS!" and most everyone i flailed at didn't really care because i am weird and i make scenes in public places because feelsWE NEED TO NOT BE

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TAEIL IS THE BEST AND I AM SAD THAT I DID NOT GET TAEIL AND JAEHYO'S EPIC TWITTER FRIENDSHIP AND COMPETING FANBASES INTO THIS. :'D (they pair up to do a ballad duet in the talent contest or something AND KYUNG IS LIKE, THIS MEANS WAR, and idek, I can't /handwave. THIS UNIVERSE CAN'T EXIST.)

What I love most about Taeil is that how he is actually a smooth dog and does get all the ladies? like, what, he's so killer and disguises it so well akjjkawe I love how that he's an actual shark with the teeth and the deadly and the not seeing him coming. He's so fab kkawkjehk

[windfoam]

this is such an adorable fic, anon-who-won't-be-anon-for-much-longer. ♥ i really loved how your 92line read. they are stupid friends together, and it really came out in your fic. also, my bias minhyuk ♥ why is he so perfect in the few lines he's mentioned? :3

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:'D 92 line are my favourite, when everyone else is not also being my favourites, such as Minhyuk who comes out of nowhere and steals hearts /sobs. He doesn't appear much but rest assured, he's there in all the classroom scenes, sitting back quietly and staring at a Kwon, as a Minhyuk does. TY for reading! ♥