it's my mother f*cking birthday

[blond_highlites]

okay so its been a while. my birthday just passed and it was really good, besides for the fact that i am majorly sunburned. whatev, color is color and i have accepted that i will inevitably get skin cancer so there is no use being pale and trying to avoid it. i am half serious when i say that but its pretty much true

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[swingline007]

i have to say that penis baking pan was a great investment.