Comments | blondbadger: #20

blondbadger

#20

Dec 10, 2006 14:01

May I remind everyone that hanging mistletoe in corridors and thoroughways where many people frequent is completely and utterly forbidden. Also, may I take this opportunity to say that hanging mistletoe everywhere to try and trap the 'love of your life' is well, lame, and I don't want to be assaulted with anyone's lips in the morning when I'm ( Read more... )

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im_a_cad December 10 2006, 03:05:58 UTC

Merry Christmas Earnest.

I'm not adverse to the idea of a snog but I keep on brushing my head against the mistletoe.

Private to Earnest: Is Capper giving you grief again?

blondbadger December 10 2006, 03:09:18 UTC

Seasons' Greetings to you too.

Take it down if you see it. It's what I do. But they keep multiplying.

Private to Cad: She's always giving me grief.

im_a_cad December 10 2006, 03:13:00 UTC

Really what people should do is charm it to follow them around about a foot over their head. That way it's always with them and they can pick their target and not have to go to all the trouble.

Private to Ernie: Maybe I can enlist Trace to find a nice young lad for her. What year is she in again?

blondbadger December 10 2006, 03:21:26 UTC

Yes, but see, that would be even more pathetic. At least if the mistletoe stays in one place they have the facade of 'oops, are we standing under mistletoe? we are!'

Private to Cad: I don't think it's that simple. It's not like she doesn't know there's plenty of other nice boys around. Why don't you humour her?

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as_sane_as_i_am December 10 2006, 03:17:54 UTC

Smart, you are. Mistletoe is infected by Nargles.

blondbadger December 10 2006, 03:22:06 UTC

Yes, thank you, Luna. Would you like to be the official destroyer of mistletoe?

as_sane_as_i_am December 10 2006, 03:27:29 UTC

Ooh, that would be nice. I'd love to give back to the school and keep the students safe from infestations, actually. And Ginny tells me I have a very good Reductor Curse.

blondbadger December 10 2006, 03:29:14 UTC

Yes. That would be good. Though try not to make it too messy.

mils_is_a_bully December 10 2006, 03:18:15 UTC

Not even mine?

And if I see Capper around you again I'm going to make sure that they find her body parts around the damn school.

blondbadger December 10 2006, 03:22:39 UTC

Not before class. Work first, then play.

mils_is_a_bully December 10 2006, 03:27:53 UTC

HMPH, see if you ever get morning after kisses.

Noted.

blondbadger December 10 2006, 03:30:49 UTC

That's my girl.

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