#23

[blondbadger]

I don't think it's wise for someone to be speaking at this time of night considering how much coffee they've drunk which probably means that it's the caffeine speaking and not me but since it's the caffeine speaking it's probably why I'm about to say this even though I don't particularly mean it but some things have to be said and maybe it'll make

Comments

[im_a_cad]

Yes, there are. And Merlin was a wizard. Is there any particular reason why you feel like pointing out the obvious, mate?

[blondbadger]

Shh...it's a secret.

[im_a_cad]

Okay. So why make an entry about it at all then?

[blondbadger]

How will people know it's a secret then?

[bright_ambition]

What a delightfully logical conclusion that is, sweeting. I do love it when a man gets all rational and introspective. That's a sexy look on you.

And who may these attractive individuals be? I'm sure they'd be honoured by your praise if they knew.

[blondbadger]

Oh you know it's all of them of the female persuasion.

[bright_ambition]

I think you're dishier than all the girls in the school put together. But I suppose we'll have to agree to disagree.

And is it truly ALL of the girls? Every last one? Even Madam Pince?

[blondbadger]

Wellll...she has lots of books so that's one perk but she still might be in the red so maybe all of them of female persuasion of marriagable age.

[mils_is_a_bully]

OH GROW UP!

Why don't you go chase their skirts?

Your point?

[blondbadger]

I'm just finding other members of the student body quite attractive which I thought was something that you could understand easily.

[mils_is_a_bully]

Then why don't you court them if you think they're so attractive?

[blondbadger]

You're totally overreacting you'll notice that I didn't tell you to go court Cad when you said he was so attractive.

[demelza_r]

Generally people are attracted to those that are attractive. A generalisation, not a rule. But, really, why are you pointing this out and being a complete nunce whilst your at it?

[blondbadger]

Oh no reason you need to concern yourself about.

[demelza_r]

Righty-oh. Perhaps, then, I should leave you to your little ponderings of the laws of attraction because I think you're very bizzare, and very strange and I'm not particularly sure I like you drunk in peace...

[captain_badger]

Yes, there are lots of pretty girls.

But by 'student body', do you mean blokes as well? I'm sure that Crabbe would be interested in knowing that... Whoever thought that pumping you with coffee would be this much fun?

[blondbadger]

No, I don't mean blokes!

And it's all your fault I wrote this silly entry. I almost had a fight with Hermione, you know, and I bet Cad was trying his hardest to make me say something incriminating.

You shouldn't take advantage of the fact that when I'm studying I'll pick up any mug that's close by and drink from it.

Private to Justin:

Though...do you want to hear something interesting?

[captain_badger]

So I could have filled it with something from Cad's collection instead of just extra strong coffee? Munger.

You shouldn't stay up so late to study then.

[Private to Ernie]

Sure? Did the goblins sneak into Hogwarts and steal all the pink?

[blondbadger]

But when else shall I study then? I mean, there's class and Prefect activities and I can't cut down on those, and I promised Hannah and Susan that I would actually sit down and eat real meals with them.

Private to Justin: Oh no, it's much better than that. You know Alicia who works in the library? Guess who she's going out with?