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changed my layout =)
this weekend was fun .. went to see heather in her footloose show, she did spectacular <33 and today me, betsy and michelle went to the beach. and michelle puts a new meaning to 'lobster legs' lol (pictures later .. maybe?)
tomorrow is the big day.. and i cant wait <333
I shave my legs,I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...Not at my chest!!!!
I don't have a problem, With expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK. I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!