there's no such thing as the real world

[blondealicious]

my life is fabulous

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each time someone is impressed with me, they give me money.

[riverdale21]

stripper.

[chainsawkarate]

some times i think i hate you.... or is it just right now...

[blondealicious]

do you hate me for being overly positive, or because you need me to "re-vamp" your life for you with misleading descriptions as well?

[juicyjellofun]

2.5 billion dollars is a lot of money.

I would have settled for .25 cents!

I love being your best friend!

[blondealicious]

but ashley, to me you're worth2.5 billion. I would pay that much if forced to do so :p