I AM GOING INSANE!!! I AM SO SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY....I AM PISSING AND MOANING ALL NIGHT LONG! I AM SO FIGITY! SOMEONE PLEASE....FUCK WITH ME!

Random thought of the day: Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Ok...so today I felt the urge to get rid of all the clothes that I don't like and don't wear anymore. I have two suitecases full of clothes that I am planning on selling at a resale shop or something. Now that is done I can actually hang up some of my clothes that need to go on hangers...Today sucked...The reason why I was doing this was just to ( Read more... )

Ok...So today I woke up and my neck is aching on my left side. I think I slept on it wrong. Derek called me at 3 in the morning...I was pissed...I was just about to fall into my REM cycle and he fucking calls. Anyways...we ended up talking about my great fear that I have of getting raped and murdered. THANKS DEREK! Just what I want to talk ( Read more... )

Going to the rodeo tonight...Derek the N00B has to work til 8 even though he said he would go...Way to go N00BIE! Anyways...I saw Derek's profile for the first time in a while and I saw that he called me a N00B...fuck that shit...So I updated mine too...Just a little surpise for him...If you don't have aol don't worry about it...If you do...you ( Read more... )

Wow...I am horny as fuck...This whole not masturbating thing for lent is gonna piss me off...It hasn't even been 2 weeks yet and I am dying...I am still sticking to my guns...But I am one horny motherfucker!

Catherine and I are having a great time together. She gave me a hug...it was very surprising...but I actually asked her for one...so then again not so surprising. Yesterday night I was on the phone with Mr. Topher....and he said he loved me before I told him...I told him that I was so happy that he said it to me first. Anyways...I am gonna get ( Read more... )

I love giving HJ's...lol. Everyone keeps teasing me about giving hj's in public...But I don't care...it was fun. I had quite a fun time on Valentines day. Derek took Alicia and I out to a wonderful wonderful restaurant. He got Alicia and I both a rose and a really good bottle of champagne....I forgot the name of it. Derek got some fun stuff ( Read more... )

So Alicia is finally here. It wasn't so bad picking her up from the airport...although I was a nervous wreck...Catherine was there to help me out in times of trouble. She is a wonderful lady. I had a really fun time at the bar last night. Derek HATED vagina monologues...i was upset to hear that...we ended up leaving early because I had to get ( Read more... )

I am AHS! I am going to be wearing red on valentines day...jk....I need to make out with a straight male (slightly attractive) before I go insane!

eightseconds- Patricia Marie! This girl is a wonderful wonderful woman. She brightens up the day with her cheerful smile. One fond memory that I have with her is going to the corn maze. Unfortunately...we had to bring Derek along....i'm just kidding. Trish was our lovely lovely person who directed us through the maze....she is really good at ( Read more... )