Ever see a cat eat a saltine cracker?
I just did.

Skeletor wants to know if you think his press-on nails "really look that fake".
Skeletor wants to know if you think you know who She-Ra thinks she is kidding.
Skeletor wants to tell you how fat Teela looks in that breast-plate.
Skeletor wants to know if you also think He-man has a hot ass.
Skeletor is out, people.
Skeletor feels pretty.


( Read more... )

Thanks to CVC for the original download.
Here's the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy theatrical trailer.

Today I managed to reference Russ Meyers and Sweet Valley High and threw math in there! Learning is fun!

You should all fucking love me for getting this up in time.

( Read more... )

working at subway is goth.

Thursday I don't care about you, Friday update waiting

i think anyone who writes about music wants james murphy's babies.

i thought to myself, what do i love? ah yes. music.
Wednesday update!

matt dear and the postal service? why the fuck not!