There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

...I can't wait to get old...

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Some people are like Slinkies...

Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

That's it! I'm never planning an outing with writewench again. Every time I do - I lose a Grandparent! So yeah, I'm done! Sheesh!

When we did the NOT planning thing it worked great! We actually made it out - there was dancing, drinking and antennae. SO, shethrewalegoverhim I think we'll use that tactic from now on ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday 3horn!!!

writewench and I have a bad track record. Every time we plan an outing something happens at the last minute and I have to go out of town.

SO! shethrewalegoverhim We have decided to officially NOT plan an outing to The Church on Thursday after rehearsal. We were thinking wouldn't it be great to NOT see all our friends playing dress up and hang out and dance ( Read more... )

Consider yourself whistled at like you were passing a construction site!!

(Saw you at Starbucks this morning getting out of your truck as I pulled out of the drive-thru line) MWAH!

I'm having the fam over and making tacos tonight. Everyone said - you're cooking on your b'day?? My response was - I never cook any other day of the year, I might as well do it today! Have a fab Tuesday everyone!

Just wanted to say THANK YOU!!!!!! to dave_the_pak, robgonzo and Bevis for letting me play with you guys on Sunday evening. I had a great time and I'm look forward to playing again. MWAH!

CARRIE

C

is for

Cultured

A

is for

Alert

R

is for

Rare

R

is for

Rebellious

I

is for

Intelligent

E

is for

Energetic


What Does Your Name Mean?

Well, when you've got it - you've got it!

QAL won Best Stage Show 2005 at Excalibur's Golden Ogre Awards this year.
*applauds wildly*
Thank you - Thank you. Yes, we got statues and everything.

I'm convinced we beat out TheWorldFamous WHIPBOY due to an unfair Baby Shark advantage. Seriously - I thought people were going to riot one evening ( Read more... )