My friends page is chock-a-block with memes this morning. I think, to restore balance to the universe, I should post something un-meme-ish. This post contains no factoids about me (aside from the thing about the memes filling my screen I suppose). It contains no lists or bullet points whatsoever. I'll even remove the line breaks, to avoid confusion. I am not being compared to anything. I am not going to tag anybody. I ask that no one repeat the theme or content of this post in any way, or else it might inadvertently become a meme. In fact, disregard this post completely. It might give you ideas.