Third Kunai

[blood_n_dango]

Sakura, Sakura, Sakura...all I hear now is that little girl's name. Give up your whining, people! If she's worth anything, she'll get out of wherever she is on her own.

As for this heat...hah, bring it on. Body meshes were made for this sort of thing.

Comments

[sprial_hatake]

Be nice Anko, she's pretty young for her age. And possibly the most trusting person I have ever met.

((ooc: strike outs can be read with some squinting.))

[blood_n_dango]

Like hell I will. You know that. And what do you mean, "young for her age?" Is she retarded sick in the head?

At any rate, that's no excuse. Survival has nothing to do with age.

Since when did you start caring about trust? Underneath the underneath, that's what you've always said.

[sprial_hatake]

When I say young for her age, I mean innocent you idiot. You know how kids in our world were genin by 12? Or people like you or me had already killed by age 12?

It's not like that in other places. I don't if Sakura's even seen a dead body, let alone kill someone. Just get off her back, alright? Did you even meet her?

And besides, a lot of people like her a lot, you're just offending a bunch of potential allies.

I'm different now, Anko.

((ooc: oh Anko. Understanding as always. *facepalm*))

[private to kakashi]

[blood_n_dango]

Fuck off, Kakashi. I don't need to meet her. I remember the kind of kid you're talking about - the pampered ones, the ones who became shinobi on a whim. They never lasted long in the Academy - but while they did, it was always one giant mass of cooing and whimpering and general fluffy digustingness.

My job as a Chuunin examiner is to weed out these kind of people. If by some miracle they managed to become a genin - well, that's as far as they go. I'm here to keep the quality, and damn if I don't do my job.

I can tell what you're going to say next: Sakura's not a shinobi and I should stop treating her like one. Fine. I'll keep my peace for now, but that doesn't mean I'll acknowledge her.

WTF do you mean, different? Since when did you become the champion of weak little assholes like that other student of yours?

Re: [private to kakashi]

[sprial_hatake]

Fuck you, Anko, when the hell did Sasuke get into this?

Just because Orochimaru completely screwed with you're head when you were a kid doesn't mean that everyone else has to be as messed up as you.

Re: [private to kakashi]

[blood_n_dango]

Sasuke? What the hell are you talking about? I was referring to that other student of yours, dimwit. The one that shares the same dumb name as your ditzy little kid. Sakura.

As traitorous and hateful Sasuke is, at least he can actually do something.

Fuck off about Orochimaru. All things considered, you're even more screwed up than me.

Re: [private to kakashi]

[sprial_hatake]

I'm more screwed up?

I really don't think so.

At least I can actually interact with people without pulling a kunai on them, you rabid bitch.

And if you hadn't been so wrapped up in whatever the hell it is you do, you would have known that Sakura's been training with Tsunade, and helped take down an Akatsuki member. Can you say you've done something like that?

Re: [private to kakashi]

[blood_n_dango]

Don't even try calling what you do interacting, Kakashi. You avoid people and relationships like hell. At least I've got friends within the jonin community. Your friends, as I heard it, are all damn dead.

What the hell are you talking about, Sakura taking down Akatsuki? They haven't shown their faces since two years ago, when they tried to take Naruto. What the hell have you been on since you got here?

And of course I know what she's doing. I know a lot more than you, considering that you haven't shown your damn face to her in those two years that she's been training. 'Cause hell, I wasn't the one getting wrapped up in my damn shit and running away from my damn students 'cause i fucked up while teaching them.

She took long enough to start, by the way.

Re: [private to kakashi]

[sprial_hatake]

*is shaking so hard its hard for him to type*

Don't you dare talk about my friends Mitarashi Anko. You don't have friends, you have people that tolerate your presence and insanity.

You should know, it was big news. Maybe people didn't bother to tell you because you're no longer important.

I didn't run away, you fucking bitch. If you call getting assigned to more S-ranked missions in 6 months than most jounin get in two years, then yea, sure maybe I was too wrapped up in my own shit.

Re: [private to kakashi]

[blood_n_dango]

...Listen to the POT calling the KETTLE BLACK.

Me insane? Yeah, I admit it. To a certain extent I am. But you? You just play the pity card. Stand in front of that damn momument every morning, almost like crying for help and pity and shit. You think you were the only one who was affected by the death of the Yondaime? You think you were the only one who feels guilty about the death of a teammate? You think you ever got to feel the GUILT of almost BETRAYING YOUR VILLAGE??! No. No you didn't, so shut the fuck up, bastard.

Don't even try to play the "high-and-mighty" shit, Kakashi. I'm more involved in the village than you are. I know more stuff that's going on than you do. Whatever you're saying about Sakura and Akatsuki didn't fucking happen. And when did you get so low as to screw with someone's mind?

6 months? What were you goddamn doing for the other goddamn 18?

Re: [private to kakashi]

[sprial_hatake]

I don't stand there for pity. I stand there so I can talk to my best friend, dammit.

I know I wasn't the only one effected by Minato's death, but I knew him, he was my sensei, and I knew him before he was the Yondiame. You wouldn't understand.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I was there, dammit, I was on that mission.

That was a sample, you fucking idiot, and example of six months.