I am now licensed to drive. That is another thing crossed off my list and etched in the walls of time with the fabled chisel of accomplished dreams.

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I was walking across a crosswalk yesterday and a girl told me I was very rebellious and badass. I harped on how wonderful it was to hear that I was badass, and to fill the position, I beat her to death with a cinder block. The end.

The odds are good that I'm grounded for a wee bit. These things happen, and there's nothing I can do. OH WELL.

For those of you who just don't get it:

INTERPOL SUCKS

FUCK YES.


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Holy shit, I almost burned down the house.

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