Von Hässlich Uglacy 2.5

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Took me long enough, eh? Oi, this update will take a toll on my PB bandwidth. My account resets on the 14th, so check back then in case PB murders these pictures.

Also, about 1/3 of the way in, everyone in the family gets different eyes. Blame the Ravenwolfes. I ended up deleting their eye color and had to replace them with contacts. Because of the

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[cosmetical]

yaaaay the ugly!

is the ninja being at home a glitch or what? :[[

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The ninja's driving me nuts. I don't even have any vacation lots in Desiderata Valley, but he keeps showing up. Weird.

Thanks for reading!

[cosmetical]

it would drive me nuts too, but it's also really creepy, especially in this picture, where he's creeping around outside. :(

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It is creepy. When he appears, he. doesn't. leave. I'm forced to delete him with moveobjects on. XD

[eosophobia_x]

Oh lord, I laughed so hard. I love this. :D

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Yay! I'm glad you enjoyed reading.

[sea_serpent]

LMAO AT THE EDWARD CENSORS XDDDDD

The boys look so promising! >8D I have to wonder wheretf Wurm's cheeks come from, seeing as Elise has so much of them and he has... so few. BUT HE IS STILL AMAZING 8D

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LMAO AT THE EDWARD CENSORS XDDDDD
I'm still waiting for one of the kids to take a sponge bath or something so I can use my Chris Hansen censor. >__>

Wurm somehow inherited Greg's facial structure (minus the ginormous cheekbones) and Meg's lips. He's very awkward looking, but having Kakerlak for a brother puts him to shame. XD

Thanks for reading!

[selzi]

Yay, they're back! *insert happy dance*

Game: Can you spot the trail of stink emitting from Kakerlak?
Hahahaha, that poor kid must be really filthy then ... :D

Kakerlak: Three vampires walk into a bar! The first two order blood, but the third one orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks him "Why didn't you order blood like the other two?" The vampire pulls a used tampon out of his pocket and replies "Tea."
Gaaaaah, that's disgusting! I wonder where little Filth Jr. got this joke from ... :/

Elise: WTF? I'm supposed to look like Jessica Alba, not a lobster!
Elise, the only thing that'll make you look like Jessica Alba is plastic surgery. LOTS of it.
I doubt that a sim's lifespan would be enough to perform that many surgeries on her ... *blinks*

No one ever sleeps in this room. They only go here to fuck.
Aaaaah, three Edwards in one picture? My eyes ... *is looking for sunglasses*

Go figure. (I ran ACR on all of the townies in DV and it managed to tag the kids as well. WOOPS)Oh no, more greetings from Glitch City. I've never

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Haha I found that joke somewhere online and it was so disgusting, I had to tell it to everyone I know. >_>

You know, that reaction's exactly what I was going for when I put in the Edward Censor. I've also got a Chris Hansen one that I'm waiting to use on the kids and teens.

Oh no, more greetings from Glitch City. I've never had any kids with an ACR token, so this really creeps me out. :O

I don't think it gave him a token, just a gender preference. I don't know if ACR can even give kids tokens...

Oh. My. God. Why do I have to think of the movie "Jaws" when I see him? "Hello, my name is Hässlich. Kakerlak von Hässlich." OK, that was a different movie, but I've rarely seen a sim whose last name was fitting his looks so much. And his profile is truly awesome. Those lips! :O

I know! When he grew up all I did was marvel at his lack of beauty. I hope to keep those lips in the family for many generations.

Thanks for reading!

[selzi]

I don't think it gave him a token, just a gender preference. I don't know if ACR can even give kids tokens...
Ah, ok - I guess it's not that bad then. It's still a little creepy to see a child that already knows that he's gay ... *LOL*

I know! When he grew up all I did was marvel at his lack of beauty. I hope to keep those lips in the family for many generations.
That would be awesome. Your uglacy is becoming more and more successful now ... ;)

[tiipiipii]

That was a fun read! :D

All the boys turned out so wonderfully ugly. It definitely is more difficult to get ugly female sims, because their templates are not as exaggerated as the male templates.

Beer-bellied plant-sim Greg is so cute. ;)

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I know! The female Komei template doesn't look too bad, but the male - yikes! It's a shame, because I want to have a female heir one of these days.

Thanks for reading!