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around the first day of fall i made a pact to not shave or cut my hair until the first day of spring. it ended up looking something like this
i must end this with style, i said to myself, as i cut out a nu-metal soul patch
from nu-metal i went to southern metal
picked up a bandana, cowboy shirt, and southern accent
and decided to take some more sleezy pictures
after a day of getting weird looks from people, i decided the only thing i could do was become more skeezy
and it was march moustace madness!!!
putting back on the cowboy shirt and bandana i made sure to lookmy best for animal collective
but what to do with this extra ear-wax i asked myself
oh yes i said
i know what i can do
and both the cowgirls and cowboys swooned for a 'stache like this
just before taking my last swipes of the razor i thought to myself that something was missing. what is beyond skeezy? i asked. what is beyond moustache? in my time of need i looked to one of our days top cultural icons. thats it! i remarked. oh john waters how you have saved me again
