help wanted:

[bloodbathlatte]

For calligraphy class I have to make a quote book with minimum 50 quotes. They can be from books, movies, poems, songs, speeches, whatever. If you have any unique, awesometastic quotes lying around, please Please PLEASE send them my way.

mwah.

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[t3hsaucyminx]

*tackles shads*

"Make it idiot-proof, someone will make a better idiot." - Dunno who said this.

And something completely random from Ert, simply because you said ANYTHING *higgles*

"Were there any flickering candles, followed by declarations of eternal suffering?”
“No Ma’am, Pipsqueak is off-duty today.”
“Flashes of lightening against the pale blue sky followed by demands for young virgin brides?”
“No.”
“Did Travis suddenly have shock white hair and pointed ears?”
“…definitely not Ma’am.”
“And did Emelyne actually attack him?”
“No, no she didn’t.”
“So, Travis being knocked unconscious was completely and utterly random?”
“Appears that way.”
“Everything’s alright then.”

Carmilla to an Auror

"What do I think? I think you're going to seduce your enemy and give them a big, spiky hug, that's what I think." - Amaya to Carm.

Loff you!

[bloodbathlatte]

*squeees!* Loff!

[t3hsaucyminx]

*snugglesmoosh* GET ON MSN AND COME BACK TO MEEEE! *Whineth*

[joshuaso]

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
-Jon Lithgow

Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
-John Lennon

...anyway there are a bunch of good quotes at www.quotationspage.com

[razorededge]

Do they have to be smart, witty, awesome quotes by smart, witty, awesome people? Because I personally like: "If you can't take the heat, don't punch the damn fire-breathing dragons." - Me.

I know alot more, but I'm alot of lazy, too.

[alonelypainter]

"Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing."
-Sylvia Plath

"All oppression creates a state of war."
-Simone De Beauvoir

"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels."
-Faith Whittlesey

"I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out."
Dolly Parton

[caffeinemusic]

"What is love, if not exquisite, our only saving grace?"
-Ani D.

"...The animal I am knows very well that nature is our teacher and our mother, and God is just another story that we tell."
-Ani D.

"If no one ever hears what you're saying, then why don't you shout it?"
-Floater

And lots of other ones that I'll get to eventually...I hope. In fact, I have William's quote book. Maybe I'll bring it so you can leaf through it.