Tonight for dinner (in this order): The bottom inch of a pint of Ben & Jerry's Double Fudge Brownie, a few spoonfuls of creamy peanut butter, a ham and cheese hot pocket, and gatorade
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There was a bottle of Hornsby's in my fridge that I (for whatever reason) brought over from Valhalla, and I just never drank it. I finally tossed it in the recycling box a couple of months ago, but it's still sitting there.
My advice: Pull out the Hornsby'ses' teeth, shave the Hornsby'ses' heads, cut the Hornsby'ses into smaller pieces and feed 'em to hungry pigs. As you progress into your first year of college, you will find that this method is all kinds of useful.
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Mmmm...hot pockets.
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you know, if you dont want to eat meat, but still want to feel fat and disgusting.
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My advice: Pull out the Hornsby'ses' teeth, shave the Hornsby'ses' heads, cut the Hornsby'ses into smaller pieces and feed 'em to hungry pigs. As you progress into your first year of college, you will find that this method is all kinds of useful.
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