Wow! My day has been great.

Thanks to:

AquaFresh Extreme Clean "Empowermint".

Now my teeth are beautiful!

Who fucking cares?

Two Awesome Things Have Happened Today:

1. 4 weeks
2. 2 boxes of peach popsicles.
Essentially, i've just had an orgasm.

Don't be jealous because i know you are.

Crimes Track Listing.
1. Feed me to the Forest
2. Trash Flavored Trash
3. Love Rhymes
4. Peacock Skeleton with Crooked Feathers
5. Teen Heat
6. Rats and Rats and Rats for Candy
7. Crimes
8. My first kiss
9. Live at the Apocalypse Cabaret
10.Beautiful Horses
11.Wolf Party
12.Celebrator
13.Devastator

Ow! I just sat on my junk.

That wasn't the worst of pain i have suffered today. In the morning, celeste tried to chop my arm off with her car window.

That's what skeezes do to ya. I need to watch out.

"Celeste is a porn star's name!"

Highlight of my night.

Ms. Kendall's voice will lead to my eventual suicide ( Read more... )

God, i need a peppermint pattie!

i love weird science.

I'm not sure what i said.Feel better, pleeeaaaaassssssssee.

I guess i'll go work on physics.