THIRTEENTH DAY: July 9, 2011
At 7:18 AM, the intercom crackles to life. Unlike the day prior, it is accompanied by a slightly delayed, but still present, beep. It seems the new Warden's schedule keeping skills are still lacking.
"Good morning to all of my favorite inmates, and welcome to the best day of the week! If that was too hard for you to decipher, we've got ourselves a Saturday on our hands, folks! We're clockin' in at 7:18 AM, the date is July 9th, and it's a fantastic summer day outside, not a cloud in the sky! If all you little birdies had wings, youse could just fly away, haha!"
"Here's to hopin' that you all enjoyed yesterday's event. If any of ya didn't manage to make a new pal, report to me ASAP so we can set up a penalty! Hahaha! Thanks a bundle, and have a great day at Deadman Wonderland!"
The cell doors unlock, and slide back.
"Good morning to all of my favorite inmates, and welcome to the best day of the week! If that was too hard for you to decipher, we've got ourselves a Saturday on our hands, folks! We're clockin' in at 7:18 AM, the date is July 9th, and it's a fantastic summer day outside, not a cloud in the sky! If all you little birdies had wings, youse could just fly away, haha!"
"Here's to hopin' that you all enjoyed yesterday's event. If any of ya didn't manage to make a new pal, report to me ASAP so we can set up a penalty! Hahaha! Thanks a bundle, and have a great day at Deadman Wonderland!"
The cell doors unlock, and slide back.