FOURTEENTH DAY: July 10th, 2011
Four minutes after seven o'clock, the intercom crackles to life, accompanied by a delayed beep. The Warden is swiftly proving himself to be inept at keeping time.
"Mornin', jailbirds! You're all doin' swell, I imagine. Today is Sunday, and you all know what that means -- party tomorrow! 'Course, it's a VIP event, so I ain't got the liberty to divulge youse any details til' then. Them's the breaks! We're clockin' in at 7:04 AM, and the date is July 10th. Luckily, despite your misery, you'll still be able to enjoy a nice warm day outside!"
"Allow me to be the first to wish you a splendid day at Deadman Wonderland! Toodles!"
The cell doors unlock, and slide back.
"Mornin', jailbirds! You're all doin' swell, I imagine. Today is Sunday, and you all know what that means -- party tomorrow! 'Course, it's a VIP event, so I ain't got the liberty to divulge youse any details til' then. Them's the breaks! We're clockin' in at 7:04 AM, and the date is July 10th. Luckily, despite your misery, you'll still be able to enjoy a nice warm day outside!"
"Allow me to be the first to wish you a splendid day at Deadman Wonderland! Toodles!"
The cell doors unlock, and slide back.