Target #25 - The Sniper's a Spy! (Phone)

[bloodon_myknife]

[Sniper tries a filter and of course it doesn't work.  So he's a tad more liberal in what he says

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[clockwrkangel]

I don't know what to do either...there's no way I can manage what I'm supposed to. I don't even know how to do math that well to begin with.

But I'll follow your lead.

[bloodon_myknife]

[Wait... though he considered her an ally the call wasn't meant for her. How did she...

Oh Bloody Hell!

His tone is calm when he talks.]

Sorry you had to hear that. So what did they make you do?

[clockwrkangel]

I have to do something with increasing percentage thingies or something. It's math, I think. I don't get it.

[bloodon_myknife]

I'm not a math genius but if it's not too hard I think I can manage.

I'm not even bothering with my job.

[rogue_crow]

Oh? What job did they give you, my friend?

[bloodon_myknife]

[Wait, that was meant for original BLU Team... ]

I'm guessing the filter didn't work.

They wanted me to be a bloody spy.

[rogue_crow]

...oh. That's going to be a problem for you rather shortly, I expect.

Really? I suspect such jobs are far more telling of those assigned them than anything else. 'Who can you trust to be interested in the greater good, and who should you simply stab on sight to save time?' A shame they gave such a job to someone whose reliability was not actually in question; I've learned nothing new.

[bloodon_myknife]

Why would you say that? Beyond the typical?

Glad you learned something interesting. I'm thinking about testing our new boundaries myself.

[freakinblur]

Ha! Good freakin' luck. Man, I got off so easy here!

[bloodon_myknife]

So I heard. They told me I was a bloody spy. I almost choked. Did they take your weapons too?

[freakinblur]

An' the other Sniper's a medic! What a laugh.

…yeah, they did. AND my speed again, those assholes.

[bloodon_myknife]

Of course that one would be a nurse.

So what do you say? Ride out the storm or bring the bloody hurricane?

[never_any_doubt]

Now, what is so wrong with discovering zhe secrets of zhose zhat would seek to destroy our glorious lifestyle?

[Yeah, Spy is playing along. His job (being ah... well... Spy) is the most fun he's had in Mayfield and his scars are gone!]

[bloodon_myknife]

[It seems privacy was not to be had.]

It's not my job mate. Plain and simple. As for glorious, I figured you would be more the fancy type. Isn't this a little to gray for someone like you?

[spiritsmoking]

Last I checked, that gun of yours was pretty goddamn useless.

[bloodon_myknife]

[Great, so it wasn't so private a conversation.]

Last I checked, at this moment so are you.

Though I must admit, charging head first isn't my best tactic. I'll be sure to remember that smoke trick when I actually have to put you down.

[spiritsmoking]

Like hell I am. I'm not some goddamn weakling that hides behind a gun!

As if I'd waster real goddamn energy dealing with morons like you.

[bloodon_myknife]

Right, right. Yet here you are. Though I suppose I could brag too if I didn't actually do anything in a fight and still won. Even cheaters have weak spots and I can smell one from a mile away.

Speaking of which, how long did it take you to get that smell out of your hair. I hear it can take a week if your not quick enough.

I'd of burned the clothes though if I were you.