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[bloodserpent]

Professor McGonagall can kiss my beautifully toned ass.

It's really none of her fucking business what I get up to in her classroom after hours, is it? And now, before I get the whole 'oh my god Zabini that's disgusting' crap from Parkinson, it is not what you're thinking, you deliciously kinky whore. I already got that whole treatment from that

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[theworldofvain]

Oh my God Zabini, that's disgusting!

And you know, I daresay the Gryffindors are a good influence on you. This 'infestation' would stop you saying horribly conceited things, for one. Your ass isn't all that great.

[bloodserpent]

Gryffindors are not a good influence on me. I feel all flu-like. My head is pounding. My nose is red and running. It's rather unattractive.

And are you saying I shouldn't be proud of my handiwork?

[theworldofvain]

Or maybe you just have a cold. Which I could get rid of fairly easily, since I am a mediwitch-in-training and also unselfish and kind. But it's all on you.

Handiwork? You mean flexing each cheek to the beat of 'Can't Touch This'? Not attractive, Zabini.

[bloodserpent]

I don't get colds. But if you insist, I would rather enjoy seeing someone who is not Crabbe, Goyle or Nott and does not grunt like an ape at me.

Says you.